There's about half a billion of them.
I can afford to let you have one.
Outhouse News Breaking Alert: the Vatican was rocked today by a new scandal, and the first in the Post-Benedictine era. The new pontiff-presumptive, Cardinal Herald, was caught on a live microphone implying that all Asians look alike and are interchangeable.
"Nice job, Asians. Way to mix and match. Rolling eyes icon", said poster Scooter Doomington when asked.
Newly named Papal Secretary Seneschal Francis Jude Terror said " Eh, what's the big deal? He's hilarious. Besides, they may look alike, but at least you can walk on the same side of the street without crossing!"