Dragavon wrote:First thing I said to her was I wouldn't do to her because I wouldn't want her to do that to me. Her response was an eyeroll and her saying she's not going to do anything. And the sentence that stumps me: "If I know about it, how can it be cheating." So I'm supposed to tell her all the details.
Drag: "Hi, honey."
Wife: "Hey. How was the one night stand?"
Drag: "It was better than expected. I actually made it to two minutes!"
Wife: "I'm so proud of you! When are you going to practice again?"
Drag: "Don't know. Better hit Craigslist!"