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by **Doc Jon** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:57 am

I couldn't do it. I was commited to wife before we were married. Even if she told me it was ok, I wouldn't have. Just me.

Website · by **prozacman** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:00 am

xaraan wrote:It's a trap

Even if it's not, I bet she would feel hurt after the fact if you did sleep around. So still a trap.

by **GLX** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:57 am

This is the best thing that could ever happen to you.

/Greg'd

by **avengingtitan** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:11 am

3 words. Moonlight Bunny Ranch.

Seriously dude it's either a trap or she just doesnt care about what you do with other chicks. If its the latter then either shes into someone else or isnt into men at all.

by **Keb** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:24 am

Benderbrau wrote:I thought Muslim custom for married couples was a necklace, not a ring?

Well regardless, take it off. It creates more questions then it's worth unless you want to spend the entire evening explaining to women the arrangement and answer all the questions that follow. Better to spend the time getting to know the woman instead of her getting to know your wife's openly thinking mindset. Besides the whole "attracts more attention" is kind of a myth. Sure some women like it but just as many women will be deterred by it while no woman is turned off by a man not wearing a ring. Why limit your odds.

Women wear a gold chain in hindu customs. It's pimped out with gold sovereigns and shit. Don't know if that's the same in Islamic customs though. Some women also wear a ring.

Dude, brown girls do this shit all the time. Just tell her you're waiting for her blah blah blah and stuff.

by **Timbales** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:26 am

easy answer - get a hooker

by **TheLurker** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:28 am

I don't want to be the one to bring this up, but is she sowing her wild oats?? If she is already doing what she is suggesting for you . . . . . . its not a good thing.

Personally I wouldn't do it. Besides, we have seen pictures of her. You aren't going to get anyone hotter, so why bother.

by **GOSD** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:36 am

Find emma.

She'll take care of your "wild oats"....

:lol:

by **Apache Chef** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:48 am

sounds like a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation to me.

If you do it, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but one day, she will hold it over your head.

If you don't, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but one day, you will wish you had.

by **Benderbrau** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:48 am

GOSD wrote:Find emma.

She'll take care of your "wild oats"....

Wild Oasts by Quaker Cereal - now with 50% more STDs

by **bkthomson** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:21 am

Be yourself. If you feel this is something that goes against your principals now that you are married, do not. Maybe say something to her that this conversation makes you feel uncomfortable and not that your married, the idea of looking for another woman, even short time, is not who you are.

You are both learning each other and maybe this is a time to have a nice calm talk about, 'Oat sowing', is just not who you are.

Besides think of the woman who would be sowed and you leave her to go to your wife. Its not all about you but the people around you who could be impacted by this action.

by **Jack Burton** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:34 am

Don't do it. You'll just end up regretting it later, either through guilt from yourself or guilt from her.

by **Dragavon** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:37 am

prozacman wrote:Even if it's not, I bet she would feel hurt after the fact if you did sleep around. So still a trap.

Except this is something she's telling me to go do.

by **Benderbrau** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:41 am

DO IT!!!!!

Don't listen to the pansy brigade. I think the saddest thing in the world is couples that have only ever slept with one person. And I also think that at least some of those that are saying don't do it have actually had other relationships before they got married so I don't know where they get off saying that you can't.

by **Dragavon** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:42 am

avengingtitan wrote:3 words. Moonlight Bunny Ranch.

Seriously dude it's either a trap or she just doesnt care about what you do with other chicks. If its the latter then either shes into someone else or isnt into men at all.

Nope, it's more that we know each other's histories.

Mine is sadly enough the stereotypical nerd. Didn't get any in high school. And I've only been with 5 women in total. And none in the last 7 years (not counting 2 one-night stands)

She keeps saying I "need more practice." :oops: