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[habitual]

I already married her. Now despite that, I want her to be happy.

I spit out my soda

Hab

[Benderbrau]

The important thing that this thread has taught us is that Drag is a terrible lay. This thread probably just should have been a PM to Starlord.

[sdsichero]

Currently I know she's not doing anything. She goes out to parties on the weekend, and drinks. And even if she flirts with guys, it's harmless. I trust her to tell me the truth.

I meant if she did the deed now, would you be okay with that?

[Dragavon]

The important thing that this thread has taught us is that Drag is a terrible lay. This thread probably just should have been a PM to Starlord.

Not true. She "enjoyed" herself both times. Now I don't know what she was expecting beyond that.

[habitual]

Not true. She "enjoyed" herself both times. Now I don't know what she was expecting beyond that.

Time to let that freak flag fly.



Hab

[Benderbrau]

Not true. She "enjoyed" herself both times. Now I don't know what she was expecting beyond that.

Remember earlier when you said you had no reason to believe she's ever lied?

[Dragavon]

I meant if she did the deed now, would you be okay with that?

No. Which is why I didn't go out to bars as soon as I came back to the US. I realize it's hypocritical.

But the problem is I'm saying it's not okay for her but she's still asking me about mine. I talked to her on Skype today and she brought it up again.

[Dragavon]

Remember earlier when you said you had no reason to believe she's ever lied?

She's never been gone down upon. I thought me being the first guy to do that was a bonus.

[Benderbrau]

She's never been gone down upon. I thought me being the first guy to do that was a bonus.

Not if you were doing it wrong

[Dragavon]

Not if you were doing it wrong

I wasn't doing it wrong.

[Dragavon]

And now we've officially crossed over into TMI territory.

[prozacman]

I'm not questioning whether I should be with my wife. We're married and it's till death do us part. The question seems to be since we have this enforced absence of about eight to twelve months till she can enter the country legally, she wants me to find some female and make her a sex friend.

How come she can't come here yet even though she's now married to you? I thought marring a US citizen was like an almost instant green card.

[prozacman]

and you need to post this question the next time El Topo does a call for questions for MoleHole Radio. This stuff is right up their ally.
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[sdsichero]

No. Which is why I didn't go out to bars as soon as I came back to the US. I realize it's hypocritical.

But the problem is I'm saying it's not okay for her but she's still asking me about mine. I talked to her on Skype today and she brought it up again.

Just tell her you bought a doll and are practicing daily.

And that Starlord is coaching you... with vigor.

[Benderbrau]

And now we've officially crossed over into TMI territory.

Just don't let any of the sexy bitches you plan on banging on your wife's behalf see this thread and you should be okay