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by **sdsichero** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:16 pm

prozacman wrote:and you need to post this question the next time El Topo does a call for questions for MoleHole Radio. This stuff is right up their ally.
http://www.moleholeradio.com

I don't know if you want to go up eltopo's alley

by **Dragavon** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:20 pm

prozacman wrote:How come she can't come here yet even though she's now married to you? I thought marring a US citizen was like an almost instant green card.

If they are already in the country legally (or illegally), then they can stay here while the paperwork is processed. If they are not in the country then they can't come into the country while the paperwork is being processed.

by **Dragavon** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:33 pm

prozacman wrote:and you need to post this question the next time El Topo does a call for questions for MoleHole Radio. This stuff is right up their ally.
http://www.moleholeradio.com

I'm not sure eltopo can provide the right (what's the word I'm looking for...oh, yes) sensitivity to this topic. :lol:

by **GLX** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:35 pm

Dragavon wrote:I'm not sure eltopo can provide the right (what's the word I'm looking for...oh, yes) sensitivity to this topic.

dude, your wife is hot AND she's okay with you banging other chicks? go for it.

/topo'd

by **S.F. Jude Terror** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:07 pm

What I find amusing is that Drag said that he's gotten with two girls in seven years or something... but you all think that now that he has her blessing, he is going to go out and be a sex machine. :lol:

by **Dragavon** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:11 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:What I find amusing is that Drag said that he's gotten with two girls in seven years or something... but you all think that now that he has her blessing, he is going to go out and be a sex machine.

by **DMM** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:12 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:What I find amusing is that Drag said that he's gotten with two girls in seven years or something... but you all think that now that he has her blessing, he is going to go out and be a sex machine.

I don't think that at all. : roll eyes

by **bkthomson** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:29 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:What I find amusing is that Drag said that he's gotten with two girls in seven years or something... but you all think that now that he has her blessing, he is going to go out and be a sex machine.

This makes sense.

Website · by **prozacman** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:43 pm

Dragavon wrote:I'm not sure eltopo can provide the right (what's the word I'm looking for...oh, yes) sensitivity to this topic.

It's more for his co-hosts Vinny and Goggs. They are married. Though Topo has a code of honor that he lives by. Just when I think I got him figured out he surprises me.

Website · by **prozacman** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:48 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:What I find amusing is that Drag said that he's gotten with two girls in seven years or something... but you all think that now that he has her blessing, he is going to go out and be a sex machine.

Don't be to sure. Women won't pay attention to me for months. Then as soon as I start dating some one, other women will start hitting on me all of the sudden.

by **Benderbrau** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:54 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:What I find amusing is that Drag said that he's gotten with two girls in seven years or something... but you all think that now that he has her blessing, he is going to go out and be a sex machine.

Add to that the universally known truth that men always multiple their real number of sexual partners by 2 and you get a real picture of what his actual chances are.

by **Dragavon** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:03 pm

Benderbrau wrote:Add to that the universally known truth that men always multiple their real number of sexual partners by 2 and you get a real picture of what his actual chances are.

Well, fuck! :-(

by **sdsichero** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:10 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:What I find amusing is that Drag said that he's gotten with two girls in seven years or something... but you all think that now that he has her blessing, he is going to go out and be a sex machine.

If the offer was given to me... well let's just say there is a reason it happens so infrequently. I don't think I'd paint the town white or anything.

Even my own palm rejects me. :cry:

by **S.F. Jude Terror** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:18 pm

So if Drag's wife isn't moving here for a year, in that time he can, statistically, bang 0.28 chicks. :outhouse:

by **GLX** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:24 pm

sdsichero wrote:
If the offer was given to me... well let's just say there is a reason it happens so infrequently. I don't think I'd paint the town white or anything.

Even my own palm rejects me.

I have a feeling that your palm not necessarily rejecting it, but rather that your palm has a hard time finding it.