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by **sdsichero** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:46 am

bkthomson wrote:It happens to the worst of people.

I think mister diplomatic is saying dragavon is the worst of people

by **Benderbrau** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:47 am

bkthomson wrote:If she says 'you need more practice' let her teacher her. See the fun of getting to know each other?

And the best way to get better at Chess is to only play against the same opponent over and over again.

by **sdsichero** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:51 am

Benderbrau wrote:And the best way to get better at Chess is to only play against the same opponent over and over again.

Yes sex and chess are the same.

I don't do either.

by **Dragavon** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:53 am

bkthomson wrote:If she says 'you need more practice' let her teacher her. See the fun of getting to know each other?

That was my response. Hers was "why should she do all the hard work. Let somebody else teach me and let her reap the benefits."

by **bkthomson** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:53 am

Benderbrau wrote:And the best way to get better at Chess is to only play against the same opponent over and over again.

At least he'll know how she likes to play the game and make her happy.

by **bkthomson** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:54 am

sdsichero wrote:
Yes sex and chess are the same.

I don't do either.

Well I see the correlation. There are stiff pieces and the queen is the most powerful one in the game.

by **Benderbrau** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:54 am

sdsichero wrote:Yes sex and chess are the same.

I don't do either.

They sure are. They're both about moving your piece into the right position to dominate the other participant and put the queen on her back.

by **sdsichero** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:54 am

Dragavon wrote:That was my response. Hers was "why should she do all the hard work. Let somebody else teach me and let her reap the benefits."

Uh oh, she views it as hard work...

by **S.F. Jude Terror** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:54 am

It seems fishy to me. I wouldn't do it.

by **sdsichero** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:55 am

Benderbrau wrote:They sure are. They're both about moving your piece into the right position to dominate the other participant and put the queen on her back.

Not for Starlord.

by **S.F. Jude Terror** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:55 am

sdsichero wrote:
Does this mean that Jude is on his other shoulder?

My God, he'll collapse!

by **sdsichero** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:56 am

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:It seems fishy to me. I wouldn't do it.

After your birthday you've changed.

by **sdsichero** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:56 am

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
My God, he'll collapse!

I was thinking "there's a threesome for ya"

by **Benderbrau** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:57 am

Dragavon wrote:That was my response. Hers was "why should she do all the hard work. Let somebody else teach me and let her reap the benefits."

This is perfect! She sees it as you doing her a favor. That means you get to fuck other chicks and still make her "owe you" later. If she aint' into swallowing and da butt sechs she'll have to now. :lol:

by **S.F. Jude Terror** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:58 am

Benderbrau wrote:This is perfect! She sees it as you doing her a favor. That means you get to fuck other chicks and still make her "owe you" later. If she aint' into swallowing and da butt sechs she'll have to now.

What could go wrong here?