*Membership spots not really limited!
Tim begins to question Helmet but soon realizes what an idiot he is (moreso than those pesky knights). As he begins to run, Helmet trips and falls. This accidentally activates Mega Maid in orbit and Tim is sucked into her innards.
Winner: Dark Helmet
Feeling victorious, Dark Helmet boards his ship and accidentally (again) triggers Ludicrous Speed; crash landing on the moon.
They make their way to a Lunar Base and open the doors to see:
Commander Buck Murdock
Dark Hemet and Buck Murdock begin by engaging in a battle of wits. After days of futility, Murdock punches Dark Helmet in the face. Helmet falls backward striking the base's self destruct button. It is then that Murdock realizes that his men have abandoned the base, no longer willing to listen to the inane debate. A mad dash for the one remaining escape pod begins. Murdock being more familiar with the layout of the base reaches the pod first and escapes leaving Dark Helmet to blow up with the base.
Murdock's escape pod falls through another portal in time and space and lands on the roof of an old abandoned seaside warehouse and dock. He is rescued and confronted by:
John "Hannibal" Smith of the A-Team