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Already weakened by the fact that she is no longer in a cold environment, the White Witch tries a series of spells which prove to be ineffective. The Scarlet Witch's spells prove to be more effective and she renders the White Witch unconscious very quickly.

While examining the White Witch, unexpected magical effects begin to go off. Looking around she finds herself alone, atop a tall stone tower - the top is about 20 feet in diameter. Above her, flying in her direction, she sees:



Prince Vultan

Vultan swoops down and raises his club to strike at the Witch but notices how hot she is. Having a soft spot for the ladies, he now aims at seducing the Witch. Currently not wanting to do with men, but not finding Vultan particularly menacing she simply whispers, "no more pick up lines" and vanishes from the scene. Vultan loses the girl, but remains is the "last man standing".

Winner: Prince Vultan

Vultan flies off the tower and into the strange skies and notices a floating rock in the distance. He gets pretty tired flying to the rock and lands near a tree and a TON of food. He reaches down to take a bite and hears a loud voice boom "lay down the food and no one gets hurt!"

He stands to meet: Volstagg

[Stephen Day]

Vultan swoops down and raises his club to strike at the Witch but notices how hot she is. Having a soft spot for the ladies, he now aims at seducing the Witch. Currently not wanting to do with men, but not finding Vultan particularly menacing she simply whispers, "no more pick up lines" and vanishes from the scene. Vultan loses the girl, but remains is the "last man standing".

Winner: Prince Vultan

Vultan flies off the tower and into the strange skies and notices a floating rock in the distance. He gets pretty tired flying to the rock and lands near a tree and a TON of food. He reaches down to take a bite and hears a loud voice boom "lay down the food and no one gets hurt!"

He stands to meet: Volstagg

Vultan shouts, "At last, a decent fight!" and charges Volstagg. Volstagg pulls out a sword, which clangs loudly as he uses it to parry Vultan's swinging mace. After disarming each other the two combatants resort to fisticuffs. Hours later, Vultan slumps to the floor after a mighty blow delivered by Volstagg.

Volstagg waits for Vultan to regain consciousness and invites him to eat in honour of the fight he put up. The two then eat until they fall asleep. When Volstagg wakes up, he finds himself in the middle of a flat, rocky plan. Ridding towards him is:



Conan

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Vultan shouts, "At last, a decent fight!" and charges Volstagg. Volstagg pulls out a sword, which clangs loudly as he uses it to parry Vultan's swinging mace. After disarming each other the two combatants resort to fisticuffs. Hours later, Vultan slumps to the floor after a mighty blow delivered by Volstagg.

Volstagg waits for Vultan to regain consciousness and invites him to eat in honour of the fight he put up. The two then eat until they fall asleep. When Volstagg wakes up, he finds himself in the middle of a flat, rocky plan. Ridding towards him is:



Conan

Conan dismounts and yells at Volstagg to identify himself. Unfortunately, due to his post nap fog and Conan's unintelligible Austrian(!) accent, Volstagg stares dumbly at Conan. Throwing his arms up in frustration, Conan gives up and draws his sword, acting on the thing he does best, fighting.

Volstagg, obviously at a disadvantage, does his best to defend himself, and eventually falls. Literally. His weight breaks one of the rocks he lands on, dropping him down into a deep canyon.

Winner: Conan

The ground, weakened by Volstagg, also crumbles under Conan's feet and he falls into the darkness. Conan breaks through the ceiling of a building and lands amongst rows and rows of books... A library.

Standing there staring dumbfounded is: Conan Edogawa

[Stephen Day]

Conan dismounts and yells at Volstagg to identify himself. Unfortunately, due to his post nap fog and Conan's unintelligible Austrian(!) accent, Volstagg stares dumbly at Conan. Throwing his arms up in frustration, Conan gives up and draws his sword, acting on the thing he does best, fighting.

Volstagg, obviously at a disadvantage, does his best to defend himself, and eventually falls. Literally. His weight breaks one of the rocks he lands on, dropping him down into a deep canyon.

Winner: Conan

The ground, weakened by Volstagg, also crumbles under Conan's feet and he falls into the darkness. Conan breaks through the ceiling of a building and lands amongst rows and rows of books... A library.

Standing there staring dumbfounded is: Conan Edogawa

Edogawa attempts to figure out how Conan got to the library. After trying to understand the words that Edogawa is using, Conan gets frustrated and storms away. Outside, he gets hit by a bus, but gets up. Enraged, Conan begins to attack passersby and is eventually tasered by the police. Edogawa watches as the police take Conan away.

Egogawa reenters the library. Down one of isles he sees a spiral of energy. Getting too close, he ends up being sucked into the newly formed wormhole. He emerges on a cliffside in front of a cave. He sees an individual emerging from the cave:



Ash Ketchum

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Edogawa attempts to figure out how Conan got to the library. After trying to understand the words that Edogawa is using, Conan gets frustrated and storms away. Outside, he gets hit by a bus, but gets up. Enraged, Conan begins to attack passersby and is eventually tasered by the police. Edogawa watches as the police take Conan away.

Egogawa reenters the library. Down one of isles he sees a spiral of energy. Getting too close, he ends up being sucked into the newly formed wormhole. He emerges on a cliffside in front of a cave. He sees an individual emerging from the cave:



Ash Ketchum

Starstruck, as Conan plays Pokemon TCG himself, he runs toward Ash excitedly. Ash, taking it as an attack (and really just being a jerk really), throws out his special Pokéball and calls out Pikachu's Thundershock. Thundershock knocks Conan unconscious, "winning" the battle.

Winner: Ash Ketchum

Ash walks back into the cave and sees it's now a prehistoric marsh. There Ash faces:

Chase and Old Lace

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Starstruck, as Conan plays Pokemon TCG himself, he runs toward Ash excitedly. Ash, taking it as an attack (and really just being a jerk really), throws out his special Pokéball and calls out Pikachu's Thundershock. Thundershock knocks Conan unconscious, "winning" the battle.

Winner: Ash Ketchum

Ash walks back into the cave and sees it's now a prehistoric marsh. There Ash faces:

Chase and Old Lace

Thinking he is facing another Pokemon master, Ash orders Pikachu to launch another Thundershock. Old Lace avoids the attack and quickly closes the distance, making a meal out of Pikachu. Chase then uses his shock gloves to render Ash unconscious.

The mists surrounding the marsh then begin to get thicker until Chase can't see anything past his nose. When they life, he finds himself outside the walls of Venice during the Renaissance. Walking towards him is:



Ezio Auditore da Firenze

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Thinking he is facing another Pokemon master, Ash orders Pikachu to launch another Thundershock. Old Lace avoids the attack and quickly closes the distance, making a meal out of Pikachu. Chase then uses his shock gloves to render Ash unconscious.

The mists surrounding the marsh then begin to get thicker until Chase can't see anything past his nose. When they life, he finds himself outside the walls of Venice during the Renaissance. Walking towards him is:



Ezio Auditore da Firenze

Lost and confused (and apparently without Old Lace), Chase runs and gets disoriented in the city. He could not hide because of his dress. Others stared, pointed and mumbled. Chase charges his gauntlets, scaring the people and when he turns around, sees a blade flying toward him...

Winner: Ezio Auditore da Firenze

Seeing Chase surrounded by the crowd, blood pouring out, Ezio walks back in through the window before anyone else sees him. He then realizes that the inside of the room looks.. odd. He runs to another window to jump out and escape, but bounces off the transparent glass. He then realizes he is much, much higher than he ever could have imagined.

He doesn't know it, but he is actually in the room of Padme Amidala on Couruscant.

He then sees a mysterious stranger enter the room on a scouting mission...

Jango Fett

[Stephen Day]

Lost and confused (and apparently without Old Lace), Chase runs and gets disoriented in the city. He could not hide because of his dress. Others stared, pointed and mumbled. Chase charges his gauntlets, scaring the people and when he turns around, sees a blade flying toward him...

Winner: Ezio Auditore da Firenze

Seeing Chase surrounded by the crowd, blood pouring out, Ezio walks back in through the window before anyone else sees him. He then realizes that the inside of the room looks.. odd. He runs to another window to jump out and escape, but bounces off the transparent glass. He then realizes he is much, much higher than he ever could have imagined.

He doesn't know it, but he is actually in the room of Padme Amidala on Couruscant.

He then sees a mysterious stranger enter the room on a scouting mission...

Jango Fett

Ezio slips into the shadows waiting for Jango to get close. When he sees his opportunity, he lunges out, seeking to strike with his hidden blade. Jango parries with the blaster in his hand and quickly brings his weapon back up to shoot. However, Ezio slips behind Jango as the bounty hunter seeks to get a site on the Assassin. Ezio grabs Jango's shoulder and thrusts the hidden blade through Jango's armour into his back before he can react.

Another wormhole appears behind Ezio and sucks him in. He lands at the end of a crumbling, forty foot long dock, somewhere in the Florida Evergaldes. On the other end of the wooden structure he sees:



V

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Ezio, taken aback by V's appearance lunges forward with an attack. He did not expect V's quick reflexes, and that, coupled with fatigue from his battles, is left vulnerable. Both fighters throw daggers at one another and both score hits. V triggers a small explosive he already had planted, and the dock, already unstable, burns and crumbles. Ezio loses his footing and falls into the ocean.

Winner: V

The dock continues to crumble, so V makes a quick exit. He runs into a nearby cave and ends up on the other side, on old fashioned train tracks. On the other side of the tracks:

The Laughing Mask



A locomotive can be heard charging towards them in the distance...

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Ezio, taken aback by V's appearance lunges forward with an attack. He did not expect V's quick reflexes, and that, coupled with fatigue from his battles, is left vulnerable. Both fighters throw daggers at one another and both score hits. V triggers a small explosive he already had planted, and the dock, already unstable, burns and crumbles. Ezio loses his footing and falls into the ocean.

Winner: V

The dock continues to crumble, so V makes a quick exit. He runs into a nearby cave and ends up on the other side, on old fashioned train tracks. On the other side of the tracks:

The Laughing Mask



A locomotive can be heard charging towards them in the distance...

I can see V's knives being the difference maker as the fight moves to hand to hand combat. V stabs the Laughing mask in the legs and leaves him to be run over by the train.

After the train rushes past, V realizes that he isn't in the same place. He stands in the middle of an alien desert; three suns blaze in the skies above him. He turns around and sees:



Riddick

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I can see V's knives being the difference maker as the fight moves to hand to hand combat. V stabs the Laughing mask in the legs and leaves him to be run over by the train.

After the train rushes past, V realizes that he isn't in the same place. He stands in the middle of an alien desert; three suns blaze in the skies above him. He turns around and sees:



Riddick

Though V's knives helped him against the Laughing Mask, they don't provide the same kind of advantage here. V does attack first and draws blood, but Riddick strikes back with the Wrath of the Furyans. This knocks V off his feet and Riddick pouncs. V is quick though and skuttles away. Riddick takes out his Ulak blade and cuts V. V throws sand in Riddick's eyes and goes to hide among the desert formations while he recovers. Night falls and so does V, as he didn't know about Riddick's Eyeshine. Riddick sees V in the dark and dispatches him.

Winner: Riddick

The sun rises the next morning... The sun... not three suns... Riddick looks around to see he is in a garden with all kinds of strange plants. He also sees a person standing there:

Knives Millions

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Though V's knives helped him against the Laughing Mask, they don't provide the same kind of advantage here. V does attack first and draws blood, but Riddick strikes back with the Wrath of the Furyans. This knocks V off his feet and Riddick pouncs. V is quick though and skuttles away. Riddick takes out his Ulak blade and cuts V. V throws sand in Riddick's eyes and goes to hide among the desert formations while he recovers. Night falls and so does V, as he didn't know about Riddick's Eyeshine. Riddick sees V in the dark and dispatches him.

Winner: Riddick

The sun rises the next morning... The sun... not three suns... Riddick looks around to see he is in a garden with all kinds of strange plants. He also sees a person standing there:

Knives Millions

Riddick attempts to hide in the garden using his stealth skills, but Knives Millions sees him and uses his ability to control plants to flush Riddick out. With the advantage his affinity for plants gives him, knives Millions is eventually able to get into a position to shoot and kill Riddick

A strange fire begins to burn in the garden. Knives Millions flees, not knowing which direction he is going in. When he is able to stop, he realizes that he is on a 50s style main street in some unknown small town. Walking down the road toward him is:



Mike Hammer

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Riddick attempts to hide in the garden using his stealth skills, but Knives Millions sees him and uses his ability to control plants to flush Riddick out. With the advantage his affinity for plants gives him, knives Millions is eventually able to get into a position to shoot and kill Riddick

A strange fire begins to burn in the garden. Knives Millions flees, not knowing which direction he is going in. When he is able to stop, he realizes that he is on a 50s style main street in some unknown small town. Walking down the road toward him is:



Mike Hammer

Knives shoots at Hammer, but his gun is empty. Not finding any plants to control, Knives dives toward Hammer. Hammer just pulls out his gun and starts shooting. Knives lies on the street wounded. At this point, his body starts to heal and he starts laughing maniacally. The light turns green and midmorning traffic crushes Knives.

Winner: Mike Hammer

Hammer walks down the street shaking his head. At the next intersection, he is nearly overwhelmed by the bad smell. He's now on a street with strange looking cars. It's no longer the 1950s. It's a busy intersection in San Francisco, late 1980s. A car crashes in front of him and out stumbles...

Inspector Sledge Hammer

[Stephen Day]

Knives shoots at Hammer, but his gun is empty. Not finding any plants to control, Knives dives toward Hammer. Hammer just pulls out his gun and starts shooting. Knives lies on the street wounded. At this point, his body starts to heal and he starts laughing maniacally. The light turns green and midmorning traffic crushes Knives.

Winner: Mike Hammer

Hammer walks down the street shaking his head. At the next intersection, he is nearly overwhelmed by the bad smell. He's now on a street with strange looking cars. It's no longer the 1950s. It's a busy intersection in San Francisco, late 1980s. A car crashes in front of him and out stumbles...

Inspector Sledge Hammer

An old fashioned brawl breaks out. After numerous blows are landed by both men, Hammer succumbs first and slumps to the ground.

Suddenly feeling dizzy Sledge Hammer grabs his head and goes to his knees. Regaining his senses, he sees that he is now in the throne room of a medieval castle. Walking toward him is:



Eddard Stark

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An old fashioned brawl breaks out. After numerous blows are landed by both men, Hammer succumbs first and slumps to the ground.

Suddenly feeling dizzy Sledge Hammer grabs his head and goes to his knees. Regaining his senses, he sees that he is now in the throne room of a medieval castle. Walking toward him is:



Eddard Stark

Always being "shoot first and ask questions later", Hammer reaches into his jacket to pull out his lover... only to find it is missing. He also notices he is surrounded by the guards. His head still dizzy, he surrenders. On his way to his cell, he slips and causes massive damage to the castle, knocking over relics and tearing down tapestries. Eddard, irritated, lets him flee, hoping he falls into a river.

Winner: Eddard Stark

Irritated, Eddard decides to walk to the garden to let off steam. Entering the garden, he realizes he is no longer on his grounds. Instead, he is inside a room full of arcane machines. There he meets:

Howard Stark