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Red States Consume More Porn!

Postby achilles » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:36 pm

Appears that conservatives buy more internets porn!

My guess is that they aren't as technically savvy as liberals, who know all about the free stuff. That said, is there possibly anyone here who might be a big user of pay porn based on that profile?? :-D
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Postby MoneyMelon » Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:14 pm

I imagine it's because the blue states aren't as sexually repressed as the red states.

The red states are all like "If you have sex, jesus will hate you" so they spend their time jerking off instead.

Kind of sad, really.
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Postby Jack Burton » Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:21 pm

MoneyMelon wrote:I imagine it's because the blue states aren't as sexually repressed as the red states.

The red states are all like "If you have sex, jesus will hate you" so they spend their time jerking off instead.

Kind of sad, really.


I'm willing to bet Blue Staters jerk off just as much.
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Postby Dragavon » Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:22 pm

Jack Burton wrote:I'm willing to bet Blue Staters jerk off just as much.

Sure, we're just not stupid enough to pay for porn!
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Postby MoneyMelon » Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:25 pm

Jack Burton wrote:I'm willing to bet Blue Staters jerk off just as much.

I bet blue staters get laid more.
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Postby Jack Burton » Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:26 pm

Dragavon wrote:Sure, we're just not stupid enough to pay for porn!


Yeah buying porn? That's for amateurs.
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Postby Gladiator X » Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:28 pm

MoneyMelon wrote:I bet blue staters get laid more.


That's because they'll fuck anything.
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Postby cyphon » Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:28 pm

Gladiator X wrote:That's because they'll fuck anything.


Melon is fucking the yankees. No wait, I got that backwards. Melon is GETTING fucked by the Yankees :D
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Postby Gladiator X » Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:29 pm

Dragavon wrote:Sure, we're just not stupid enough to pay for porn!


Maybe if you guys did, the economy wouldn't be in the dumps.
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Postby Cat-Scratch » Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:53 pm

I thought this thread was going to be about Russians and porn.
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Postby Cat-Scratch » Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:57 pm

When will Obama pass a bill to help out porn addicts and the porn industry..."We invented porn.." :lol:
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Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
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achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe.
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Postby Regulator » Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:58 pm

Reading the article, the highest state shows 0.547% of broadband customers using pay sites. The lowest shows 0.192% of broadband customers. That's not exactly an indicator of political affiliation. :roll:
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Postby MoneyMelon » Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:58 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:When will Obama pass a bill to help out porn addicts and the porn industry..."We invented porn.." :lol:

Didn't Larry Flint already ask for a bailout?
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Postby Cat-Scratch » Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:00 pm

MoneyMelon wrote:Didn't Larry Flint already ask for a bailout?


I forgot that, but then it was Larry Flint.
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Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe.
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Postby ThrillHouse » Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:46 pm

Is Florida a blue state? If so, I can disprove this report.
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