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Re: Rumor: Darth Vader Will Return in Star Wars Episode 7

Postby Lord Simian » Tue Nov 13, 2012 12:10 am

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:Ha! Facebook comments are going nuts on the front page. We definitely need our own rumor.


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Re: Rumor: Darth Vader Will Return in Star Wars Episode 7

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Tue Nov 13, 2012 12:25 am

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Rumor: Darth Vader Will Return in Star Wars Episode 7

Postby Zechs » Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:43 am

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So what does Jon get out of this then? Wait a second.. he gets his own Star Destroyer doesn't he? Lucky. :smt012
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Re: Rumor: Darth Vader Will Return in Star Wars Episode 7

Postby sdsichero » Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:05 am

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So what does Jon get out of this then? Wait a second.. he gets his own Star Destroyer doesn't he? Lucky. :smt012


Falcon co-pilot JoNien Nunb, the Salwenustan

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Re: Rumor: Darth Vader Will Return in Star Wars Episode 7

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:08 am

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That's the fucking rumor we should start. No one would bother to fact check it. We say that guy is returning for Star Wars 7. Nerdyboy, you are a genius.
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Re: Rumor: Darth Vader Will Return in Star Wars Episode 7

Postby nietoperz » Tue Nov 13, 2012 4:17 am

We should say that Whedon has signed on to direct and the new film will be starring Nathan Fillion. As Mal Reynolds.
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Re: Rumor: Darth Vader Will Return in Star Wars Episode 7

Postby Mr. Log » Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:59 am

nietoperz wrote:We should say that Whedon has signed on to direct and the new film will be starring Nathan Fillion. As Mal Reynolds.


That would just be cruel.

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Re: Rumor: Darth Vader Will Return in Star Wars Episode 7

Postby Lord Simian » Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:25 am

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That's the fucking rumor we should start. No one would bother to fact check it. We say that guy is returning for Star Wars 7. Nerdyboy, you are a genius.


Don't forget his plucky copilot, RUbacca.

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Re: Rumor: Darth Vader Will Return in Star Wars Episode 7

Postby goof » Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:23 am

Rumor has it that theaters will give out Lobot Headphones to anyone who is in line right now for Ep 7.

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Re: Rumor: Darth Vader Will Return in Star Wars Episode 7

Postby MrBlack » Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:43 am

It's going to be two hours of fucking Ewoks.

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Re: Rumor: Darth Vader Will Return in Star Wars Episode 7

Postby sdsichero » Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:57 am

MrBlack wrote:It's going to be two hours of fucking Ewoks.


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Re: Rumor: Darth Vader Will Return in Star Wars Episode 7

Postby Grayson » Tue Nov 13, 2012 12:16 pm

Of course they are going to bring Vader back. His resurrection will no doubt be part of a desperate, last-ditch effort on the part of both the jedi and the sith in order to combat the untimely arrival of the mad titan Thanos! :shock:
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Re: Rumor: Darth Vader Will Return in Star Wars Episode 7

Postby nietoperz » Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:36 pm

"Filming on Episode VII started yesterday, and alongside familiar sights such as R2-D2 and the Millennium Falcon, our set spies were puzzled to discover a strange, blue 'police' phone box in a corner of the set..."
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Re: Rumor: Darth Vader Will Return in Star Wars Episode 7

Postby habitual » Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:10 pm

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Don't forget his plucky copilot, RUbacca.


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Too jewish....

:lol:

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Re: Rumor: Darth Vader Will Return in Star Wars Episode 7

Postby sdsichero » Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:27 pm

habitual wrote:
Too jewish....

:lol:

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RUbacca the Jewkie?

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