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by **Lord Simian** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:10 am

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:Ha! Facebook comments are going nuts on the front page. We definitely need our own rumor.

Disney has licensed the BludBlud character, to have a quick cameo as Bludba Fett. Their payment is three metric tons of chocodiles and bananas, but part of the agreement is SF Jude Terror becoming Cloud City Jude Terror for six months, while I become Lordo CalSimian...

by **S.F. Jude Terror** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:25 am

by **Zechs** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:43 am

Lord Simian wrote:
Disney has licensed the BludBlud character, to have a quick cameo as Bludba Fett. Their payment is three metric tons of chocodiles and bananas, but part of the agreement is SF Jude Terror becoming Cloud City Jude Terror for six months, while I become Lordo CalSimian...

So what does Jon get out of this then? Wait a second.. he gets his own Star Destroyer doesn't he? Lucky. :smt012

by **sdsichero** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:05 am

Zechs wrote:
So what does Jon get out of this then? Wait a second.. he gets his own Star Destroyer doesn't he? Lucky.

Falcon co-pilot JoNien Nunb, the Salwenustan

by **S.F. Jude Terror** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:08 am

sdsichero wrote:
Falcon co-pilot JoNien Nunb, the Salwenustan

That's the fucking rumor we should start. No one would bother to fact check it. We say that guy is returning for Star Wars 7. Nerdyboy, you are a genius.

by **nietoperz** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:17 am

We should say that Whedon has signed on to direct and the new film will be starring Nathan Fillion. As Mal Reynolds.

by **Log-Man** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:59 am

nietoperz wrote:We should say that Whedon has signed on to direct and the new film will be starring Nathan Fillion. As Mal Reynolds.

That would just be cruel.

by **Lord Simian** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:25 am

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
That's the fucking rumor we should start. No one would bother to fact check it. We say that guy is returning for Star Wars 7. Nerdyboy, you are a genius.

Don't forget his plucky copilot, RUbacca.

by **goof** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:23 am

Rumor has it that theaters will give out Lobot Headphones to anyone who is in line right now for Ep 7.

by **MrBlack** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 12:43 pm

It's going to be two hours of fucking Ewoks.

by **sdsichero** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 12:57 pm

MrBlack wrote:It's going to be two hours of fucking Ewoks.

porn?

by **Grayson** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:16 pm

Of course they are going to bring Vader back. His resurrection will no doubt be part of a desperate, last-ditch effort on the part of both the jedi and the sith in order to combat the untimely arrival of the mad titan Thanos! :shock:

by **nietoperz** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:36 pm

"Filming on Episode VII started yesterday, and alongside familiar sights such as R2-D2 and the Millennium Falcon, our set spies were puzzled to discover a strange, blue 'police' phone box in a corner of the set..."