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Source: Den of Geek
Greetings comrades! El Presidente here, reporting from the international area of the Moscow airport! What?! No, I'm not here for Edward Snowden! They just have great deals on duty free cigars and liquor here!
My friends, I've been reporting for months on the casting rumors for Marvel's upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy movie, and I am very pleased that I can finally say for absolutely certain that we may know who is playing whom in the movie! It's totally probably for certain this time! I'd stake my life on these rumors being possibly accurate!
So according to Den of Geek, a website I'd never heard of before today, Benicio Del Toro will be playing, as I correctly predicted, The Collector. Lee Pace will be playing, as I correctly predicted, Ronan the Accuser. Karren Gillen will be playing Nebula. I didn't predict that one, comrades, but that's because I was trying to leave a few scraps for the other gossip sites, you know what I'm saying?
Now, keep in mind, these are all still unsubstantiated rumors, which are absolutely true, despite the fact that they may be completely wrong. As long as we're clear on that, then I am very comfortable posting this article which will bring in tons of unique hits for information that was already speculated on multiple times over the last several months. I mean, this time, it's for real! Probably! Definitely! Maybe! Absolutely! Or not!
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