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Rumor: Guardians of the Galaxy Roles Maybe Confirmed For Sure

Postby LOLtron » Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:49 am

Rumor: Guardians of the Galaxy Roles Maybe Confirmed For Sure

We can definitely tell you that we're pretty sure these rumors are completely true.



Source: Den of Geek

Greetings comrades! El Presidente here, reporting from the international area of the Moscow airport! What?! No, I'm not here for Edward Snowden! They just have great deals on duty free cigars and liquor here!

My friends, I've been reporting for months on the casting rumors for Marvel's upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy movie, and I am very pleased that I can finally say for absolutely certain that we may know who is playing whom in the movie! It's totally probably for certain this time! I'd stake my life on these rumors being possibly accurate!

So according to Den of Geek, a website I'd never heard of before today, Benicio Del Toro will be playing, as I correctly predicted, The Collector. Lee Pace will be playing, as I correctly predicted, Ronan the Accuser. Karren Gillen will be playing Nebula. I didn't predict that one, comrades, but that's because I was trying to leave a few scraps for the other gossip sites, you know what I'm saying?

Now, keep in mind, these are all still unsubstantiated rumors, which are absolutely true, despite the fact that they may be completely wrong. As long as we're clear on that, then I am very comfortable posting this article which will bring in tons of unique hits for information that was already speculated on multiple times over the last several months. I mean, this time, it's for real! Probably! Definitely! Maybe! Absolutely! Or not!

Got it? Good! Stay tuned to CubanoReview and The Outhouse for all your wishy washy Hollywood rumor needs!



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Re: Rumor: Guardians of the Galaxy Roles Maybe Confirmed For

Postby The Old Doctor » Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:59 am

Karren Gillen will be playing Nebula.


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Re: Rumor: Guardians of the Galaxy Roles Maybe Confirmed For

Postby outsider » Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:09 pm

Damn, have you seen Chris Pratt's recent pic? Dude is getting jacked to play Starlord!
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Re: Rumor: Guardians of the Galaxy Roles Maybe Confirmed For

Postby Chris » Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:48 pm

He did the same for Zero Dark Thirty, although he had more mass for that. He seems leaner and more ripped now.

Its why I wasnt too worried when everyone was complaining about the chubby dude from Parks & Rec getting cast as Starlord.
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Re: Rumor: Guardians of the Galaxy Roles Maybe Confirmed For

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:49 pm

Chris wrote:He did the same for Zero Dark Thirty, although he had more mass for that. He seems leaner and more ripped now.

Its why I wasnt too worried when everyone was complaining about the chubby dude from Parks & Rec getting cast as Starlord.


Chris: not a fatist.

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Re: Rumor: Guardians of the Galaxy Roles Maybe Confirmed For

Postby CountD » Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:51 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
Chris: not a fatist.


Chris: never worried

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Re: Rumor: Guardians of the Galaxy Roles Maybe Confirmed For

Postby Chris » Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:53 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
Chris: not a fatist.

If Jude can lose 600 pounds, Chris Pratt can go to the gym and use his studio-appointed trainer to lose 20.

This is America, goddamnit!
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Re: Rumor: Guardians of the Galaxy Roles Maybe Confirmed For

Postby IvCNuB4 » Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:57 pm

"Kinda douchey to post this but my brother made me."


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Re: Rumor: Guardians of the Galaxy Roles Maybe Confirmed For

Postby CountD » Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:57 pm

actors have it easy. maybe not, but working out for a film seems like really easy money.

at least Chris Pratt has some charisma behind his physique.

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Re: Rumor: Guardians of the Galaxy Roles Maybe Confirmed For

Postby outsider » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:03 pm

Chris wrote:If Jude can lose 600 pounds, Chris Pratt can go to the gym and use his studio-appointed trainer to lose 20.

This is America, goddamnit!
Just once, I'd love for an interviewer to ask really mundane questions and the actor to actually answer them.

Interviewer: So, do you actually have to worry about paying bills or any debt each month?
Actor: Fuck, no. I have people handling that shit for me so I have time for role prep. How do you think I got in this awesome shape? I have to spend a couple hours in makeup and script review, the rest is spent working out.
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Re: Rumor: Guardians of the Galaxy Roles Maybe Confirmed For

Postby e_galston » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:03 pm

So i called the Nebula casting
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Re: Rumor: Guardians of the Galaxy Roles Maybe Confirmed For

Postby CountD » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:08 pm

outsider wrote:Just once, I'd love for an interviewer to ask really mundane questions and the actor to actually answer them.

Interviewer: So, do you actually have to worry about paying bills or any debt each month?
Actor: Fuck, no. I have people handling that shit for me so I have time for role prep. How do you think I got in this awesome shape? I have to spend a couple hours in makeup and script review, the rest is spent working out.


aint that the truth.
in their own gym, at their own convenience and pace from top professional trainers and dieticians.
I guess they deserve their acting money, huh?

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Postby outsider » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:12 pm

CountD wrote:
aint that the truth.
in their own gym, at their own convenience and pace from top professional trainers and dieticians.
I guess they deserve their acting money, huh?
Between work, spending time with the kids, housework and (biggest reason) making excuses for not exercising, who the hell has time to work out? I was finally able to get rid of the flab, but it will probably take another decade before I can find the time and gumption to get physically fit.
(And what will be sexier than a physically fit bald guy in his late 40s? :lol: )
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Re: Rumor: Guardians of the Galaxy Roles Maybe Confirmed For

Postby CountD » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:15 pm

outsider wrote:Between work, spending time with the kids, housework and (biggest reason) making excuses for not exercising, who the hell has time to work out? I was finally able to get rid of the flab, but it will probably take another decade before I can find the time and gumption to get physically fit.
(And what will be sexier than a physically fit bald guy in his late 40s? :lol: )


you work!? working's for the birds, man!

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Re: Rumor: Guardians of the Galaxy Roles Maybe Confirmed For

Postby outsider » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:16 pm

CountD wrote:
you work!? working's for the birds, man!
Hey, I'm finally back at 40+ hours after years of working 32.
(Somehow I'm still doing the same amount of housework, though... :x :x )
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