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Schooling My Mom On The Internets

Postby Benderbrau » Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:00 am

So I e-mailed my mom the other night and included the words LOL. Now, since my mom is old I figured she wouldn't know what that meant so I added "For those who aren't internet savy that means laugh out loud".

She responded by telling me that savy is spelled with two Vs and that I should really learn English before schooling anyone in internet abbreviations.

I retorted that her response earned her an introduction to another internet expression: grammar nazis.

If she comes back with anything about Godwin's law I'm surrendering. :oops: :lol:
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Postby ReturnoftheMack » Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:04 am

I think she schooled you. Her comeback was a KO. :lol:
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Re: Schooling My Mom On The Internets

Postby Benderbrau » Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:07 am

The President wrote:I think she schooled you. Her comeback was a KO. :lol:

You always take mom's side! :smt013 :cry:
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Re: Schooling My Mom On The Internets

Postby ReturnoftheMack » Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:11 am

Benderbrau wrote:You always take mom's side! :smt013 :cry:


So...many...joke...possibilities...going...into...overload....
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Re: Schooling My Mom On The Internets

Postby GOSD » Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:16 am

Dude, she owned you. :lol:

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Re: Schooling My Mom On The Internets

Postby Apache Chef » Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:49 am

A guy very high up in my company thought LOL stood for "Laugh On-Line" until like a year ago.

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Re: Schooling My Mom On The Internets

Postby Benderbrau » Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:51 am

Apache Chef wrote:A guy very high up in my company thought LOL stood for "Laugh On-Line" until like a year ago.

One of my fellow software engineers thought it meant "lots of luck" :smt011
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Re: Schooling My Mom On The Internets

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:18 pm

I bet Bender gets his personality from his mom, and the two of them are going to have a forty-two page email war busting each others' balls.

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Re: Schooling My Mom On The Internets

Postby SuperginraiX » Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:32 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:I bet Bender gets his personality from his mom, and the two of them are going to have a forty-two page email war busting each others' balls.

I bet Bender's mom's balls are bigger.
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Re: Schooling My Mom On The Internets

Postby Psivage » Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:30 pm

Benderbrau wrote:So I e-mailed my mom the other night and included the words LOL. Now, since my mom is old I figured she wouldn't know what that meant so I added "For those who aren't internet savy that means laugh out loud".

She responded by telling me that savy is spelled with two Vs and that I should really learn English before schooling anyone in internet abbreviations.

I retorted that her response earned her an introduction to another internet expression: grammar nazis.

If she comes back with anything about Godwin's law I'm surrendering. :oops: :lol:



And yet you still misspell savvy. You need to listen to your mother, son.

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Re: Schooling My Mom On The Internets

Postby GHERU » Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:44 pm

Benderbrau wrote:You always take mom's side! :smt013 :cry:

which side, she has like 12
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Re: Schooling My Mom On The Internets

Postby GHERU » Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:45 pm

SuperginraiX wrote:I bet Bender's mom's balls are bigger.

you'd be wrong
*shudder*
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Re: Schooling My Mom On The Internets

Postby SuperginraiX » Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:50 pm

GHERU wrote:you'd be wrong
*shudder*

Sharing is fun! :smt026
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Re: Schooling My Mom On The Internets

Postby outsider » Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:52 pm

GHERU wrote:you'd be wrong
*shudder*
mathematically, that means you've seen the netherparts of both Bender and his mom? :smt103 :tmi: :smt088
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Re: Schooling My Mom On The Internets

Postby GHERU » Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:54 pm

outsider wrote:mathematically, that means you've seen the netherparts of both Bender and his mom? :smt103 :tmi: :smt088

like I've said, when I'm manic I'm a spender
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