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Amoebas

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by Amoebas » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:36 pm
Get home from work, park the car in the garage, walk down the driveway to the mailbox and I spy a black circular piece of trash. I go to pick it up when I find it's not trash - it's a hole.
An almost perfectly round hole with a 5 inch diameter. I look inside the hole and it just goes down in a circular tunnel. I can't see the bottom! I grab a tape measure and flashlight - it's 4 feet deep and just so, so... round.
Preliminary research says it's no big deal - just fill with sand and top off. Advance research will have me calling a professional tomorrow.
But it's still just so creepy how round it is.
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S.F. Jude Terror

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by S.F. Jude Terror » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:40 pm
It's not nice to talk about nerdygirl that way.

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some idiot on facebook wrote:I don't like your belittling tone, Jude. Just because I don't know how to spell the language of some tiny African nation doesn't mean that I'm wrong in thinking that your attitude towards women is 100% wrong. Obviously, you're some skinny, single nerd living on the East Coast who probably derives value in life from wrestling matches, hoping that Wolverine gets to sleep with teenagers and engaging in casual drug use. You're literally the worst thing to happen to comics since Stan Lee.
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sdsichero

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by sdsichero » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:59 pm
Jude would just treat it as a glory hole
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Chesscub

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by Chesscub » Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:36 am
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bkthomson

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by bkthomson » Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:48 am
Chesscub wrote:
Yep, only sinkhole I know.
I used to have goals. They were evil goals, but they were goals. -- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Dragavon wrote:He's being diplomatic again.

Zechs wrote:I have to repress you more. You're way too goodie two shoes.
Fat Ollie Weeks wrote:I swear to God, you are so boring sometimes I think you're just a stealth-mod-bot that Jude has coded.
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Apache Chef

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by Apache Chef » Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:48 am
Call a professional? What kind of professional?
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Timbales

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by Timbales » Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:50 am
Amoebas wrote:Get home from work, park the car in the garage, walk down the driveway to the mailbox and I spy a black circular piece of trash. I go to pick it up when I find it's not trash - it's a hole.
An almost perfectly round hole with a 5 inch diameter. I look inside the hole and it just goes down in a circular tunnel. I can't see the bottom! I grab a tape measure and flashlight - it's 4 feet deep and just so, so... round.
Preliminary research says it's no big deal - just fill with sand and top off. Advance research will have me calling a professional tomorrow.
But it's still just so creepy how round it is.
stretch that out to 120 minutes and you've for an M Night Shamylan movie
However, Liefeld is an enigma wrapped in a pouch-filled, muscular, footless conundrum.
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Chesscub

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by Chesscub » Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:52 am
Timbales wrote:
stretch that out to 120 minutes and you've for an M Night Shamylan movie
The twist will be that the sinkhole is really in his head.
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e_galston

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by e_galston » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:04 am
Chesscub wrote:
The twist will be that the sinkhole is really in his head.
no the real twist is Amoebas is dead...
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Log-Man

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by Log-Man » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:07 am
5" diameter? That's not a sinkhole.

THIS is a sinkhole.
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Victorian Squid

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by Victorian Squid » Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:40 am
Apache Chef wrote:Call a professional? What kind of professional?
I was once a field tech for a geotechnical engineering and consulting company, I would call someone like that.
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S.F. Jude Terror

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by S.F. Jude Terror » Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:44 am
McDarkseid wrote:
I was once a field tech for a geotechnical engineering and consulting company, I would call someone like that.
If you want to slip Amoebas your digits, just do it. No need for pretense.

I LOVE BLUD BLOOD! - Rob Liefeld
some idiot on facebook wrote:I don't like your belittling tone, Jude. Just because I don't know how to spell the language of some tiny African nation doesn't mean that I'm wrong in thinking that your attitude towards women is 100% wrong. Obviously, you're some skinny, single nerd living on the East Coast who probably derives value in life from wrestling matches, hoping that Wolverine gets to sleep with teenagers and engaging in casual drug use. You're literally the worst thing to happen to comics since Stan Lee.
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IvCNuB4

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by IvCNuB4 » Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:11 pm
sdsichero wrote:Jude would just treat it as a glory hole
If he can fit snug in
that hole then he needs to quit his day job and get into porn

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Victorian Squid wrote:In a DC/Marvel cross-over "all your favorite Marvel characters would catch contextually-transmitted diseases and Steph infections."

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sdsichero

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by sdsichero » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:39 pm
IvCNuB4 wrote:If he can fit snug in
that hole then he needs to quit his day job and get into porn

No one said snug
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