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So someone just rang our doorbelll

Postby Jubilee » Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:23 pm

Me and my mate answer it thinking it's someone for the girl who lives upstairs.

There were our five next door neighbors completely naked with "CUNTS" written on their stomachs.

I don't want to go asleep now. :smt026
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Re: So someone just rang our doorbelll

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:32 pm

Were they dudes or chicks?
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Re: So someone just rang our doorbelll

Postby Stephen Day » Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:41 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:Were they dudes or chicks?


This question seriously needs to be answered. The answer will so change my opinion of the events Twigg just described. :P :wink:
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Re: So someone just rang our doorbelll

Postby DMM » Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:42 pm

I assumed dudes when I read the post.
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Re: So someone just rang our doorbelll

Postby Stephen Day » Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:43 pm

DMM wrote:I assumed dudes when I read the post.


Twigg's reaction would seem indicate that, but one can hope that that isn't the case. :P
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Re: So someone just rang our doorbelll

Postby Mr. Log » Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:18 pm

I was about to ask for more information, but decided that would just ruin the sublime absurdity.

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Re: So someone just rang our doorbelll

Postby IvCNuB4 » Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:05 pm

Five naked dudes wanting to be treated like cunts ?
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Re: So someone just rang our doorbelll

Postby Jubilee » Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:54 am

Chicks!

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Re: So someone just rang our doorbelll

Postby Lord Simian » Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:42 am

How does the rest of your letter to Penthouse go?

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Re: So someone just rang our doorbelll

Postby covalesky » Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:05 am

You have the craziest wet dreams.

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Re: So someone just rang our doorbelll

Postby DMM » Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:09 am

Jubilee wrote:Chicks!

OK, next question: how old are they?
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Re: So someone just rang our doorbelll

Postby Jubilee » Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:36 am

DMM wrote:OK, next question: how old are they?


They're about my age. All at uni.
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Re: So someone just rang our doorbelll

Postby CountD » Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:40 am

If you're unmarried, then what happened next and why didn't you invite them in?

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Re: So someone just rang our doorbelll

Postby Jubilee » Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:47 am

I have a long term relationship and the girls started screaming and ran off as soon as opened the door pretty much. I imagine it was a forfeit in some drinking game.
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Re: So someone just rang our doorbelll

Postby CountD » Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:53 am

Jubilee wrote:I have a long term relationship and the girls started screaming and ran off as soon as opened the door pretty much. I imagine it was a forfeit in some drinking game.


those naughty (unts.

you and your "flatmate" should return the favor later tonight!

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