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Star Wars Character Lando Calrissian Is Pansexual

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RobThompson

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Postby RobThompson » Fri May 18, 2018 4:20 pm

cbikle wrote:
There is NO place on this website for that kind of hate-speech.

Check your human-privilege.

Typical human, trying to culturally appropriate trans-species sex.

zryson

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Postby zryson » Fri May 18, 2018 8:09 pm

From The Guardian

The admission that Donald Glover’s Lando Calrissian is pansexual is the latest tiring attempt at inclusivity without any big screen proof.

It’s a safe strategy for the studios and creatives involved. For easily offended viewers, anything remotely gay isn’t mentioned or portrayed on screen, so their enjoyment remains undiluted.

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/m ... calrissian

zryson

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Postby zryson » Fri May 18, 2018 8:12 pm

From The BBC

'Lando is pansexual': LGBT characters that are all talk

We've had Ewoks, Hutts and Jawas but it has taken 41 years of films to introduce a hint of LGBT characters to the Star Wars movies. The writer of Solo: A Star Wars Story says iconic character Lando Calrissian is pansexual in the sci-fi series. Just don't expect to see any LGBT romance when you head to the cinema.

http://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-44168130
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achilles

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Postby achilles » Fri May 18, 2018 9:23 pm

zryson wrote:From The BBC

'Lando is pansexual': LGBT characters that are all talk

We've had Ewoks, Hutts and Jawas but it has taken 41 years of films to introduce a hint of LGBT characters to the Star Wars movies. The writer of Solo: A Star Wars Story says iconic character Lando Calrissian is pansexual in the sci-fi series. Just don't expect to see any LGBT romance when you head to the cinema.

http://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-44168130


I agree, what Star Wars needs is graphic sex scenes. And leather nuns with whips.
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LiamA

cheese

Postby LiamA » Fri May 18, 2018 9:51 pm

zryson wrote:From The BBC

'Lando is pansexual': LGBT characters that are all talk

We've had Ewoks, Hutts and Jawas but it has taken 41 years of films to introduce a hint of LGBT characters to the Star Wars movies. The writer of Solo: A Star Wars Story says iconic character Lando Calrissian is pansexual in the sci-fi series. Just don't expect to see any LGBT romance when you head to the cinema.

http://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-44168130


And what about a giant alien slug lusting after a human?
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Glaeken

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Postby Glaeken » Sat May 19, 2018 3:14 pm

zryson wrote:From The Guardian

The admission that Donald Glover’s Lando Calrissian is pansexual is the latest tiring attempt at inclusivity without any big screen proof.

It’s a safe strategy for the studios and creatives involved. For easily offended viewers, anything remotely gay isn’t mentioned or portrayed on screen, so their enjoyment remains undiluted.

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/m ... calrissian



No different than JK Rowling waiting until after the Harry Potter books were done to admit that Dumbledore was gay. Of course, Team Starkid used that fact to great effect in their Very Potter musicals.
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StrongStyleFiction

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Postby StrongStyleFiction » Sat May 19, 2018 4:38 pm

Just because everything that walked or crawled wanted to fuck Billy Dee Williams, doesn't mean he wanted to fuck everything back. He only wanted to fuck most things back.

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Postby zryson » Sat May 19, 2018 5:14 pm

From Forbes

Claiming Lando And Dumbledore Are LGBTQ Offscreen Doesn't Count

The most infamous instance of this kind of thing was when J.K. Rowling outed Dumbledore after the Harry Potter series had been completed, with little to no evidence in the books themselves that the Hogwarts headmaster was gay.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmende ... 16b4031a9c

zryson

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Postby zryson » Sat May 19, 2018 5:20 pm

From Bent Corner

Lando Calrissian is not ‘pansexual’

Essentially, it’s bisexuality on crack cocaine.

It’s also total bullshit. If Lando Calrissian is supposed to represent a type of sexuality so obscure, it’s not even covered by the LBGTQ initialism, it should have been established back in 1980 when The Empire Strikes Back was released. It should have been introduced along with the character. To introduce it now, just so the hack co-writer can virtue signal how woke he is is ridiculous.

https://bentcorner.com/lando-calrissian ... pansexual/
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LiamA

cheese

Postby LiamA » Sat May 19, 2018 8:42 pm

If Lando is pansexual does that mean he was getting off being strangled by Chewie?
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Spacedog

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Postby Spacedog » Sat May 19, 2018 9:28 pm

I think it's time for a character who fuck trees (God help Groot).
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RobThompson

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Postby RobThompson » Sat May 19, 2018 9:31 pm

Spacedog wrote:I think it's time for a character who fuck trees (God help Groot).
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Those are called US Marines.
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LiamA

cheese

Postby LiamA » Sat May 19, 2018 9:51 pm

Spacedog wrote:I think it's time for a character who fuck trees (God help Groot).
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I AM GROOT!
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Postby Spacedog » Sat May 19, 2018 10:04 pm

LiamA wrote:
I AM GROOT!

Wow! Wow, man! That's incredibly impolite! You just crossed the line!
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Postby Eric Ratcliffe » Sun May 20, 2018 4:06 am

HNutz wrote:
Yup.

OG Lando only flirted with Leia.

Willing to bet Nu-Lando isn't too different.


the fuck movies were you watching? Lando hit on anything and everything around him, even the weird co pilot of the falcon in return of the jedi. :lol:

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