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Re: Strip Clubs

Postby habitual » Sat Jul 13, 2013 9:52 am

One of my best friends in college grandfather owned a strip club (it's in Sunnyvale you should come down Jude).

Trust me when I say the bulk of the girls that worked there were the opposite of empowered women.

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Re: Strip Clubs

Postby dairydead » Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:08 am

habitual wrote:One of my best friends in college grandfather owned a strip club (it's in Sunnyvale you should come down Jude).

Trust me when I say the bulk of the girls that worked there were the opposite of empowered women.

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I'm just going by personal experience. (Granted I've only really known about three) I'm sure there are crazies there.

I just laugh whenever people like pastajoe can't grasp this idea that people can do things by themselves.

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Re: Strip Clubs

Postby nietoperz » Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:16 am

Countdown to Dairy's stripper apology thread... :-D

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Postby dairydead » Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:24 am

nietoperz wrote:Countdown to Dairy's stripper apology thread... :-D

Sigh...

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Re: Strip Clubs

Postby Stephen Day » Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:32 am

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Re: Strip Clubs

Postby The Old Doctor » Sat Jul 13, 2013 11:05 am

I have not gone to one since 1988. Thinking on if I should Fall of the wagon with that one or not.

Mind you, I've had girlfriends who stripped and danced for me. It was way more enjoyable since I could "express my joy for them with them", can't do that at the clubs. Though I understand that with some... money can solve that.
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Re: Strip Clubs

Postby guitarsmashley » Sat Jul 13, 2013 11:35 am

never been to one, or wanted to.
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Re: Strip Clubs

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Sat Jul 13, 2013 11:39 am

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Because Mrs. Terror said no. :wink: :lol:


That was for that bachelor party, but there was nothing stopping me going to one before I met Amy. Yet, I didn't. Not interested. Maybe because the ladies like me without being paid. :P

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Re: Strip Clubs

Postby achilles » Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:12 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:I have not gone to one since 1988. Thinking on if I should Fall of the wagon with that one or not.

Mind you, I've had girlfriends who stripped and danced for me. It was way more enjoyable since I could "express my joy for them with them", can't do that at the clubs. Though I understand that with some... money can solve that.


I wouldn't know. Being the straight-laced person I am, I've never been to one... :shock:
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Re: Strip Clubs

Postby syxxpakk » Sat Jul 13, 2013 2:02 pm

They're pretty great, although last night I left disappointed. I took a guy for his bachelor's party a little over a year ago to this place in Atlanta and there was this beautiful redhead there that I got several lap dances from. I went last night with a guy I work with because we were in Atlanta for a conference. Same redhead, but man did that little over a year's time do some damage. Only one lap dance this time around.
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Re: Strip Clubs

Postby habitual » Sat Jul 13, 2013 3:17 pm

syxxpakk wrote:They're pretty great, although last night I left disappointed. I took a guy for his bachelor's party a little over a year ago to this place in Atlanta and there was this beautiful redhead there that I got several lap dances from. I went last night with a guy I work with because we were in Atlanta for a conference. Same redhead, but man did that little over a year's time do some damage. Only one lap dance this time around.


Outside of Tampa, Atlanta is really Mecca when it comes to strippers.

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Re: Strip Clubs

Postby LobsterJ » Sat Jul 13, 2013 3:27 pm

Went twice, both times because a woman I was with wanted to go (one to see her sister, another in a bday party setting to see friends strip.) I was not into it, at all. Felt bad for the women, felt bad for the poor dudes wasting money, wasn't turned on by the setting and most of the woman were very far afield from what I consider attractive. But hey, it is a free country!

Oh and I got strippers for Slamburger's bachelor party, who also turned out to be prostitutes (surprise!) but nobody was interested because their prices were insane.

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Re: Strip Clubs

Postby GOSD » Sun Jul 14, 2013 3:10 pm

Bunch a women in this thread... :smt011

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Re: Strip Clubs

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GOSD wrote:Bunch a women in this thread... :smt011


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Re: Strip Clubs

Postby HNutz » Sun Jul 14, 2013 7:38 pm

habitual wrote:
Outside of Tampa, Atlanta is really Mecca when it comes to strippers.

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Yeah, Tampa (and the nearby counties)... you practically trip over all of them! 8)

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