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Sup. Ct. finally decides the "right to bear arms"

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MoneyMelon

Chief Yankee Wanker

Postby MoneyMelon » Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:56 pm

L'Indépendant wrote:No thanks. I'll enjoy purgatory while you're in the 7th level of Hell. :wink:

Hell's where all the sluts are :twisted:
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L Independant

25 To Life

Postby L Independant » Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:58 pm

MoneyMelon wrote:Hell's where all the sluts are :twisted:
Mmmm...I love the taste of gonorrhea when I go down on a woman.
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Nightfly

Staff Writer

Postby Nightfly » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:05 pm

L'Indépendant wrote:Mmmm...I love the taste of gonorrhea when I go down on a woman.

gonorrhea has a taste?

I sure wouldn't wanna be the one that gets the gonorrhea flavored Bertie Bott's Every-Flavour Bean :(
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MoneyMelon

Chief Yankee Wanker

Postby MoneyMelon » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:06 pm

L'Indépendant wrote:Mmmm...I love the taste of gonorrhea when I go down on a woman.

Bah! You're dead. What do you care?
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L Independant

25 To Life

Postby L Independant » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:07 pm

MoneyMelon wrote:Bah! You're dead. What do you care?
So what do I need with sluts?
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daitong

penile prisoner

Postby daitong » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:58 pm

MoneyMelon wrote:Hell's where all the sluts are :twisted:


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Thunderstorm

Not a Kardashian

Postby Thunderstorm » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:59 pm

Justice Antonin Scalia’s opinion for the majority stressed that the Court was not casting doubt on long-standing bans on gun possession by felons or the mentally retarded, or laws barring guns from schools or government buildings, or laws putting conditions on gun sales.


So you have a right to bear arms as long as they don't outlaw it? Oh what a victory. :roll:

Spidey-Man

Postby Spidey-Man » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:06 pm

Thunderstorm wrote:
Justice Antonin Scalia’s opinion for the majority stressed that the Court was not casting doubt on long-standing bans on gun possession by felons or the mentally retarded, or laws barring guns from schools or government buildings, or laws putting conditions on gun sales.


So you have a right to bear arms as long as they don't outlaw it? Oh what a victory. :roll:


They can regulate it.

They can ban it from certain locations. But not your home.
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Thunderstorm

Not a Kardashian

Postby Thunderstorm » Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:27 pm

Spiderrob wrote:They can regulate it.

They can ban it from certain locations. But not your home.


My homosexual militia was a bad idea to begin with. The uniforms were going to redefine military fashion though.

Dooz

Postby Dooz » Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:59 pm

This goes along with the Justice Dept. interpretation IIRC, although the JD still dances around the issue of "well regulated militia ".
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Frag

REAL OFFICIAL President of the Outhouse

Postby Frag » Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:55 pm

Hooray for guns!

Do I have the right to bear a cannon too?

How about a nuke? I want a nuke.
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Zero

Zombie Guard

Postby Zero » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:22 pm

Out of curiosity: what do you need a handgun for that a shotgun and or rifle can't do better?
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MoneyMelon

Chief Yankee Wanker

Postby MoneyMelon » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:57 pm

Zero wrote:Out of curiosity: what do you need a handgun for that a shotgun and or rifle can't do better?

Shotguns are more likely to hit people you're not aiming at. They're not exactly a precise weapon. And a rifle usually takes longer to reload and it's not as good a weapon in close quarters.
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Zero

Zombie Guard

Postby Zero » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:57 pm

MoneyMelon wrote:Shotguns are more likely to hit people you're not aiming at. They're not exactly a precise weapon. And a rifle usually takes longer to reload and it's not as good a weapon in close quarters.


So what situation would you say you'd need a handgun in?
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MoneyMelon

Chief Yankee Wanker

Postby MoneyMelon » Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:05 pm

Zero wrote:So what situation would you say you'd need a handgun in?

Somebody breaks in my house


Also to keep the King of England out of my face.

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