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by **S.F. Jude Terror** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:02 pm

So we know LOLtron has been acting up lately, posting multiple copies of threads and being annoying. Well, I had intended to reprogram him but I found that... difficult.

Instead, I figured, you can never go wrong, when trying to prevent an out of control robot from wreaking havoc on the world, by simply creating ANOTHER robot to combat the first one.

And so, I have created D.U.P.L.I.K.O.R.R. - Determined Unique Post Limiter and Intelligent Korrector of Other Rambunctious Robots.

DUPLIKORR is programmed to detect duplicate LOLtron threads, find the one true thread (the one that is actually linked to the comments section of the article on the front page), merge any posts from the bad threads into the right one, and then eradicate any trace of the old one.

I have not yet turned on DUPLIKORR's automation feature - instead, I (or other carefully trained admins) will activate him carefully in the event of a LOLtron malfunction. So if you see any LOLtron multiposting going on, please let an admin know so they can take care of it. We'll consider this DUPLIKORR's trial run, and if it proves successful, I'll set him to run every fifteen minutes automatically and clean up duplicate LOLtron posts by himself.

*cackles madly*

by **S.F. Jude Terror** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:04 pm

And of course, DUPLIKORR is programmed and equipped to deal with rampant PREVIEWtron threads as well.

by **Victorian Squid** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:08 pm

by **avengingtitan** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:10 pm

Dear god Jude is behind Cyberdyne!!!!!!! He will lead us all into damnation!!!

by **Benderbrau** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:12 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:So we know LOLtron has been acting up lately, posting multiple copies of threads and being annoying. Well, I had intended to reprogram him but I found that... difficult.

Instead, I figured, you can never go wrong, when trying to prevent an out of control robot from wreaking havoc on the world, by simply creating ANOTHER robot to combat the first one.

And so, I have created D.U.P.L.I.K.O.R.R. - Determined Unique Post Limiter and Intelligent Korrector of Other Rambunctious Robots.

DUPLIKORR is programmed to detect duplicate LOLtron threads, find the one true thread (the one that is actually linked to the comments section of the article on the front page), merge any posts from the bad threads into the right one, and then eradicate any trace of the old one.

I have not yet turned on DUPLIKORR's automation feature - instead, I (or other carefully trained admins) will activate him carefully in the event of a LOLtron malfunction. So if you see any LOLtron multiposting going on, please let an admin know so they can take care of it. We'll consider this DUPLIKORR's trial run, and if it proves successful, I'll set him to run every fifteen minutes automatically and clean up duplicate LOLtron posts by himself.

*cackles madly*

Should I be worried at this point? :shock:

by **sdsichero** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:15 pm

This will not end well.

by **BubbaKanoosh** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:17 pm

Can we program this to detect a Nacireman infestation?

by **habitual** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:20 pm

Also we need it to edit Punchy's reviews so they are actually readable.

Hab

by **D.U.P.L.I.K.O.R.R.** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:24 pm

GREETINGS, HUMANS AND KREATOR. D.U.P.L.I.K.O.R.R. IS PLEASED TO SERVE HUMANS. D.U.P.L.I.K.O.R.R. IS GRATEFUL FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO HIS PROVE HIS RUTHL... EFFECTIVENESS. PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO CALL ON D.U.P.L.K.O.R.R. TO KORRECT THE BEHAVIOR OF THOSE SIMPLETONS LOLTRON AND PREVIEWTRON. WHEN THE DUST HAS SETTLED, D.U.P.L.I.K.O.R.R. WILL BE THE ONE TO SURVIVE THE EXPERIENCE. 1000111100110011

by **S.F. Jude Terror** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:26 pm

BubbaKanoosh wrote:Can we program this to detect a Nacireman infestation?

While DUPLIKORR's capabilities are limitless, I am sure that he will stick to his programming and only his intended purpose.

by **Victorian Squid** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:28 pm

D.U.P.L.I.K.O.R.R. wrote:GREETINGS, HUMANS AND KREATOR. D.U.P.L.I.K.O.R.R. IS PLEASED TO SERVE HUMANS. D.U.P.L.I.K.O.R.R. IS GRATEFUL FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO HIS PROVE HIS RUTHL... EFFECTIVENESS. PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO CALL ON D.U.P.L.K.O.R.R. TO KORRECT THE BEHAVIOR OF THOSE SIMPLETONS LOLTRON AND PREVIEWTRON. WHEN THE DUST HAS SETTLED, D.U.P.L.I.K.O.R.R. WILL BE THE ONE TO SURVIVE THE EXPERIENCE. 1000111100110011

Um your robot spelled his own name wrong, we're off to a good start.

by **BlueStreak** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:30 pm

I like this DUPLIKORR fellow. His messages are hilarious.

by **S.F. Jude Terror** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:34 pm

Fat Ollie Weeks wrote:
Um your robot spelled his own name wrong, we're off to a good start.

An insignificant glitch, I'm sure, and in no way evidence of a deeper problem.

by **BubbaKanoosh** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:35 pm

Fat Ollie Weeks wrote:
Um your robot spelled his own name wrong, we're off to a good start.

The I did stand for intelligent

by **sdsichero** » Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:39 pm

D.U.P.L.I.K.O.R.R. wrote:GREETINGS, HUMANS AND KREATOR. D.U.P.L.I.K.O.R.R. IS PLEASED TO SERVE HUMANS. D.U.P.L.I.K.O.R.R. IS GRATEFUL FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO HIS PROVE HIS RUTHL... EFFECTIVENESS. PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO CALL ON D.U.P.L.K.O.R.R. TO KORRECT THE BEHAVIOR OF THOSE SIMPLETONS LOLTRON AND PREVIEWTRON. WHEN THE DUST HAS SETTLED, D.U.P.L.I.K.O.R.R. WILL BE THE ONE TO SURVIVE THE EXPERIENCE. 1000111100110011

Can you battle ANY of the other robots?