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Cernunnos
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by Cernunnos » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:05 pm
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
When a man lies, he murders some part of the world.
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bkthomson
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by bkthomson » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:40 pm
Jude is a Liberal. (How was that?
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I used to have goals. They were evil goals, but they were goals. -- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Dragavon wrote:He's being diplomatic again.
Zechs wrote:I have to repress you more. You're way too goodie two shoes.
Fat Ollie Weeks wrote:I swear to God, you are so boring sometimes I think you're just a stealth-mod-bot that Jude has coded.
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Schlemmer
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by Schlemmer » Mon Aug 22, 2011 4:55 pm
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eltopo
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by eltopo » Mon Aug 22, 2011 4:56 pm
Schlemmer wrote:
it's right though
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Cat-Scratch
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by Cat-Scratch » Mon Aug 22, 2011 4:59 pm
Schlemmer wrote:
Ooooooooooo. Lock the thread.
Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe.／人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕ 人＼
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guitarsmashley
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by guitarsmashley » Mon Aug 22, 2011 6:28 pm
What's the best part of being married to a panda bear?
No one can see the black eyes
plus,
you get to fuck a panda bear.
doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.
I feel like a condemned building with a brand new flag pole.
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DeadFett
- Outhouse Editor
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by DeadFett » Tue Aug 23, 2011 12:59 am
How do you get a dishwasher to throw snow?
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muddyglass
- cheese
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by muddyglass » Tue Aug 23, 2011 1:50 am
what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
master ra's al ghul wrote:we sacked rome, loaded trade ships with plague rats, burned london to the ground. every time a civilization reaches the pinnacle of its decadence, we return to restore the balance.
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Keb
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- Location: Right near de beach, boy!
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by Keb » Tue Aug 23, 2011 1:51 am
What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?
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Keb
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by Keb » Tue Aug 23, 2011 1:52 am
What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?
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Thunderstorm
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by Thunderstorm » Tue Aug 23, 2011 2:00 am
What did the Mexican fireman name his kids?
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Keb
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by Keb » Tue Aug 23, 2011 2:12 am
How do you stop black boys from jumping on the bed?
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Schlemmer
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by Schlemmer » Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:49 pm
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Keb
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by Keb » Tue Oct 11, 2011 3:01 am
Drape?
Shape?
Tape?
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Schlemmer
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by Schlemmer » Mon Nov 28, 2011 4:52 pm
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