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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Postby Schlemmer » Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:11 am

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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Postby Schlemmer » Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:53 am

What did the leper tell the prostitute?

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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Postby Schlemmer » Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:54 pm

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Re: Tasteless Jokes

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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Postby CountD » Thu Aug 09, 2012 1:26 pm

What does a nosy pepper do???

It gets jalepeno business
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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Postby Timbales » Thu Aug 09, 2012 1:37 pm

what's the temperature inside a Tauntaun?

Luke warm
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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Postby Schlemmer » Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:36 am

Timbales wrote:what's the temperature inside a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

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Re: Tasteless Jokes

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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Postby Schlemmer » Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:38 am

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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Postby Arion » Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:12 pm

Some of these jokes are harsh. I like that.

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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Postby Schlemmer » Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:17 pm

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

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So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink...Why are there no girls on this forum again?

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