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Tasteless Jokes

Postby Schlemmer » Mon May 09, 2011 1:32 pm

the OH is full of them

Can any do better than this one:

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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Postby Psivage » Mon May 09, 2011 2:11 pm

Schlemmer wrote:the OH is full of them

Can any do better than this one:

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That's not a joke, it's a well know fact.
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both made by Cat-Scratch

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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Postby Schlemmer » Fri May 13, 2011 3:01 pm

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Postby Schlemmer » Fri May 13, 2011 3:13 pm

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Postby Schlemmer » Tue May 17, 2011 3:09 pm

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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Postby Schlemmer » Thu May 26, 2011 4:36 pm

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Postby Schlemmer » Thu May 26, 2011 4:55 pm

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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Postby Chesscub » Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:14 am

What do you call a dog with no legs?

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Nothing. It won't come when it's called anyways

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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Postby Timbales » Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:59 am

A pedophile and a little kid walk into the woods at dusk.

The kid says, "Gee mister, these woods sure are dark! I'm feeling a little scared."

The pedophile says "You're scared? I"m the one that's going to have to walk out alone."
However, Liefeld is an enigma wrapped in a pouch-filled, muscular, footless conundrum.
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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Postby b.lumpkin » Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:07 pm

how do you make a three year old cry twice?
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wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear

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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Postby Schlemmer » Thu Jun 02, 2011 4:07 pm

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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Postby Mr. Log » Thu Jun 02, 2011 4:24 pm

Well, can't fault this thread for having an inaccurate title. :lol:

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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Postby Cernunnos » Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:04 pm

Three nuns were sitting on a park bench. A man walks up to the nuns and flashes them. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun didn't have a stroke because her arms were too short.
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