A pedophile and a little kid walk into the woods at dusk.
The kid says, "Gee mister, these woods sure are dark! I'm feeling a little scared."
The pedophile says "You're scared? I"m the one that's going to have to walk out alone."
However, Liefeld is an enigma wrapped in a pouch-filled, muscular, footless conundrum.
Written or Contributed by ThanosCopter