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Teen Pregnancy Week: Solutions

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Teen Pregnancy Week: Solutions

Postby toolverine » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:03 pm

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Yes, it's in poor taste. Milton put me up to it, dammit! :evil:

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Postby C20Percent » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:06 pm

Don't forget this trusted method:

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Postby toolverine » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:14 pm

C20Percent wrote:Don't forget this trusted method:

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Indeed, my friend. Your sig doesn't work, by the way.

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Re: Teen Pregnancy Week: Solutions

Postby Psivage » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:16 pm

toolverine wrote:Image

Yes, it's in poor taste. Milton put me up to it, dammit! :evil:



Coat hanger too clean, need rust and blood on it, like its been used.

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Postby Jack Burton » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:20 pm

Knowing you sicko's like I do I opened this thread expecting a coat hanger. You do not disappoint!

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Postby outsider » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:22 pm

Like I said in the other thread, Peter North techniques will solve teen pregnancy.
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Postby The Juan Percenter » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:22 pm

Seeing as I have three blonde daughters, two of which are twins, and knowing how a 15 year old boy thinks, I see this as my future solution to teen pregnancy.

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Postby L Independant » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:25 pm

milton73 wrote:Seeing as I have three blonde daughters, two of which are twins, and knowing how a 15 year old boy thinks, I see this as my future solution to teen pregnancy.

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You're going to blow away their uteri? :shock: And I thought coat hangers were harsh.

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Postby outsider » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:26 pm

Hmmm... do Wonder Woman, Supergirl or Power Girl use shotguns for um... stimulation?
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Postby L Independant » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:31 pm

cncoyle wrote:Hmmm... do Wonder Woman, Supergirl or Power Girl use shotguns for um... stimulation?
Not shotguns...too much work.

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Just duct tape that trigger down and voila!

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Postby outsider » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:33 pm

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...with foot controls?
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Postby Starlord » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:36 pm

it's a little out there, but what about:

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Postby superfictious » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:40 pm

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Postby Daniel » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:40 pm

I've found that SAT scores work well enough.
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