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Re: Ten Worst Heavy Metal Albums Of All-Time

Postby US Agent » Tue Sep 27, 2011 3:49 pm

The correct answer to #9 is Any Def Leppard album after Hysteria.

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Re: Ten Worst Heavy Metal Albums Of All-Time

Postby jeremy » Tue Sep 27, 2011 3:57 pm

:smt102

They are some of the worst albums by those bands and definitely a huge fall from what they did before. I guess the difference between them and their former work could qualify them as some of the worst of all time.

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Re: Ten Worst Heavy Metal Albums Of All-Time

Postby eltopo » Tue Sep 27, 2011 4:10 pm

there are so many worse metal albums than well anything on this list
Bark at the moon is one of the worst metal albums ever?

what about Pat boon's "in a metal kinda mood" or any 5 finger deathpunch album?
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Re: Ten Worst Heavy Metal Albums Of All-Time

Postby eltopo » Tue Sep 27, 2011 4:12 pm

this guy is idiot
There are certain rules to heavy metal that must be observed. The first rule is FIRE THE KEYBOARD PLAYER. Let him join a progressive rock or pop band where he belongs. Back in the 1980s, you could determine a heavy metal album's terribleness by the amount of cheesy synthesizer used on it. Maybe we need to cut Ozzy some slack here. He did lose his guitar player Randy Rhoads, but then again maybe Ozzy should refund me the money I wasted on this album. When in doubt, ask What Would Lemmy Do? (Answer: Lemmy would FIRE THE KEYBOARD

Jake E. Lee is a solid guitar player he added tons of great classic metal licks all over this album

10 bucks says this guy's home "metal collection" is filled with Slipknot and Mudvayne
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Re: Ten Worst Heavy Metal Albums Of All-Time

Postby eltopo » Tue Sep 27, 2011 4:20 pm

also as far as bad sabbath albums go Born Again is wayyyyyyyyy worse than never say die
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Re: Ten Worst Heavy Metal Albums Of All-Time

Postby Schlemmer » Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:14 pm

How about worst Heavy Metal album cover?

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Re: Ten Worst Heavy Metal Albums Of All-Time

Postby jeremy » Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:46 pm

eltopo wrote:there are so many worse metal albums than well anything on this list
Bark at the moon is one of the worst metal albums ever?

what about Pat boon's "in a metal kinda mood" or any 5 finger deathpunch album?



I like 5 finger death punch :smt013 DIAF

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Re: Ten Worst Heavy Metal Albums Of All-Time

Postby DMM » Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:27 pm

I am somewhat embarrassed to admit that I like that one 5finder Death Punch album...
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Re: Ten Worst Heavy Metal Albums Of All-Time

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:03 pm

You're crazy to hate Born Again. First, Ian Gillan fucking rules and was the best Deep Purple singer. Second, the album is awesome, and is ironically panned by Dio fans for the same reason Ozzy fans panned Dio's stint in Sabbath - because it's not Dio/Ozzy.

Listen to the album without that bias and see if you really dislike it or just think you do. You might be surprised.

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Re: Ten Worst Heavy Metal Albums Of All-Time

Postby avengingtitan » Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:21 pm

DMM wrote:I am somewhat embarrassed to admit that I like that one 5finder Death Punch album...

They made one really great album and one okay one. Hell Ashes is the alarm tone that wakes me up everyday. :-D

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Re: Ten Worst Heavy Metal Albums Of All-Time

Postby john lewis hawk » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:03 am

Didn't Metallica release an album after St. Anger?

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Re: Ten Worst Heavy Metal Albums Of All-Time

Postby avengingtitan » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:25 am

john lewis hawk wrote:Didn't Metallica release an album after St. Anger?

No idea I havent payed attention to them since the Black album.

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Re: Ten Worst Heavy Metal Albums Of All-Time

Postby eltopo » Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:25 am

john lewis hawk wrote:Didn't Metallica release an album after St. Anger?

yeah Death magnetic .not nearly as bad but still bad
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Re: Ten Worst Heavy Metal Albums Of All-Time

Postby eltopo » Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:27 am

DMM wrote:I am somewhat embarrassed to admit that I like that one 5finder Death Punch album...

xaraan wrote:

I like 5 finger death punch :smt013 DIAF

you guys are nuts 5finger death punch are like the standard bearers of Nu-poser metal
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