GiveWarAChance wrote:You must be judged by the tribunal for your sins. Lucky for you I am not part of it. I don't like to get my hands dirty. Plus I'm a lazy fuck. VaderTheTrader, Hellmutt, Bazdaman and Carkey get to judge you. The last guy who was punished got five years in Lawrence building shrines. Good luck.
In order to make amends, you need to say 10 Hail JLaws, one 'Our Father GiveWarAChance', and one 'Glory Be to the Outhouse'. You also must post naked pics of your supposedly hot wife. She must be holding up a sign that says "Jennifer Lawrence is hotter than me'. Finally, please write a 200 word mini-essay on humility and beauty. Thus shall be your penance.
Of course, the other judges may impose other sentences at their discretion. All sentences must be carried out in their entirety.