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john lewis hawk
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Postby john lewis hawk » Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:54 pm

Known Human wrote:
But I like my chair....I love my chair...
Do it. The will of the Guttenberg will force you to.
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Postby trachman » Sun Apr 09, 2006 6:36 pm

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But I like my chair....I love my chair...
Kick the chair, and with a thick southern accent say "Thats it!" That always gets a lot laughs at parties. :twisted:
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Postby Zenguru » Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:59 pm

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Do I really need to holler, or can you just assume?

He din't say "holler." He said "HOLLA!"

HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA!!!
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Postby Lord Simian » Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:51 pm

Known Human wrote:
But I like my chair....I love my chair...


Your chair doesn't really love you, though. It's been seen with many other men. And it slept with a footsool. Your chair is a shameless hussy. ;-)
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Postby Zenguru » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:47 pm

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Your chair doesn't really love you, though. It's been seen with many other men. And it slept with a footsool. Your chair is a shameless hussy. ;-)

But what do monkeys know about chairs? You'll just poop on them anyway.
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Postby Wisdom000 » Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:40 am

I want some girldy drinks, cause I am a girly drink drunk, so make with the coconut shells and umbrellas and little fruity chunks and ice cream......
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Postby Known Human » Fri Apr 14, 2006 8:22 am

Wisdom000 wrote:I want some girldy drinks, cause I am a girly drink drunk, so make with the coconut shells and umbrellas and little fruity chunks and ice cream......


Why do I see you then wearing the coconut shells as a bra?
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Postby Lord Simian » Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:28 am

Zenguru wrote:But what do monkeys know about chairs? You'll just poop on them anyway.


You kidding? We love chairs! They serve as shining outposts of LAZY! Besides... they get us higher, which means flung poo goes further...

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Postby Zenguru » Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:21 am

Wisdom000 wrote:I want some girldy drinks, cause I am a girly drink drunk, so make with the coconut shells and umbrellas and little fruity chunks and ice cream......

Shells & umbrellas we can do. Ice cream, too. For fruity chunks, you'll have to rummage through all the piles of flung poo leftover by Sim and his cohorts.
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Postby Known Human » Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:56 am

Zenguru wrote:Shells & umbrellas we can do. Ice cream, too. For fruity chunks, you'll have to rummage through all the piles of flung poo leftover by Sim and his cohorts.


Who you calling a cohort?!
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Postby Zenguru » Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:57 pm

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Who you calling a cohort?!

Well, if the poop fits. :wink:
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Postby nietoperz » Sat Apr 15, 2006 6:00 pm

Zenguru wrote:Well, if the poop fits. :wink:


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Resistence is futile! :-D
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Postby Zenguru » Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:05 pm

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Resistence is penile! :-D

Fixed! :-D
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Postby Sunless » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:40 am

Two large gins, two pints of cider, ice in the cider
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Postby Zero » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:05 am

Ice in it?! Eek. Add half a lager and a shot of Blackcurrant, and make me a Diesel.
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