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by **b.lumpkin** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:08 pm

DMM wrote:I used to spy on the woman who lived next door to me growing up. I wanted her to pull a Mrs. Robinson on me sooo fucking bad. I even stole a pair of her dirty panties and would smell them while masturbating.

by **TerriG** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:28 pm

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you beat me to it

by **Benderbrau** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 2:18 pm

DMM wrote:haha! she's right, though--5 guys tastes awesome

by **GLX** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:10 pm

http://www.theouthousers.com/forum/view ... ?p=1701466

Pedo bear is really cute

by **Royal Nonesuch** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 10:27 pm

http://www.theouthousers.com/forum/view ... a&start=30

I take it in the ass. No lube.

by **GLX** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:57 pm

This deserves a comeback.

Urinal. I don't give a fuck if there's other guys there--it's not like I'm checking out their dicks. If they are so fucking homophobic that they can't even stand next to another dude while peeing, they got issues and I don't give a damn.

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by **GLX** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:59 pm

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I need a big rod stuck up my butthole.

by **Eli Katz** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:22 pm

Thank you, DMM. Thank you, Emma.

by **Eli Katz** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:59 pm

DMM wrote:I wouldn't be pretending she's a guy--I just happen to think chicks wearing a strap-on are hot.

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by **Eli Katz** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:05 pm

DMM wrote:seriously! I would have thought a lesbian of all people would apprectiate a woman's vagina during its most intamite and vulnerable moment. I, for one, LOVE to go down on my woman when she is bleeding. I even pull the tampon out for her.

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by **GLX** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:51 pm

Links, Eli?

by **Eli Katz** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:06 pm

GLX wrote:Links, Eli?

Links have been added.

by **Muppetesque** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:38 pm

I could read this thread daily -- it would never get old.

by **GLX** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:51 pm

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I used to pay for porn VHS tapes, but have since ceased that practice. I did make a major purchase of sex toys/lotion/handcuffs/butt plugs/giant dildo/bed staps/blindfolds/ticklers/etc... when I was with my ex-fiancee Kesha. But thats' different becaue I was using that stuff on her, for her. So it was worth it. OF course, now I still have all that stuff, but no girl to use it on.

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damn I'd love to see her puking on a big black cock.

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I just don't understand the rope around the genitals. I guess it's like my cock ring--keeps the blood in there for prolonged 'rection.

by **GLX** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:10 pm

On marrying a first cousin:

DMM wrote:I would. I don't want to go into details, but I may have fooled around with a first cousin, and I don't regret it. I wouldn't make babies with my first cousin, though. I would make babies with a more distant cousin.

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