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TheLurker

rubber spoon

Postby TheLurker » Sun Jul 15, 2018 6:16 pm

IvCNuB4 wrote:
He or she is probably in there, taking down copious notes about his/her intra-utero observations and will emerge with a To Do List for you and several strong suggestions on how to possibly streamline this process going forward.



Also:

NO FRIED CHICKEN FOR DAD!

Rule #1
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TheLurker

rubber spoon

Postby TheLurker » Sun Jul 15, 2018 6:44 pm

The World Cup finale was stopped due to "protesters".

Give the players knives and give them a point for every stabbing. Solved.

I am like Ghandi or some shit with all my wisdom. 8)






Also, stab them anyway. :deadpool
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Scintillant-H

#1,984 on Deathstroke's Hit List

Postby Scintillant-H » Mon Jul 16, 2018 6:22 am

You guys didnt destroy this place in my absence?

I swear, you had ONE job.... :smt011

*hugs y'all* <333
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Scintillant-H

#1,984 on Deathstroke's Hit List

Postby Scintillant-H » Mon Jul 16, 2018 6:44 am

*is completely alone*









.............. << ... >>








*hoards all the gummy bears*
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IvCNuB4

Staff Writer

Postby IvCNuB4 » Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:26 am

Lifesavers Gummies are my new fave. :smt007

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NeverReady

cheese

Postby NeverReady » Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:07 am

Scintillant-H wrote:You guys didnt destroy this place in my absence?

I swear, you had ONE job.... :smt011

*hugs y'all* <333


We're sorry. We'll try to do better just for you.

WELCOME BACK!!! :band :smt026
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Grayson

Outhouse Drafter

Postby Grayson » Mon Jul 16, 2018 9:39 am

IvCNuB4 wrote:He or she is probably in there, taking down copious notes about his/her intra-utero observations and will emerge with a To Do List for you and several strong suggestions on how to possibly streamline this process going forward.


Sounds surprisingly accurate.
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Stephen Day

Wrasslin' Fan

Postby Stephen Day » Mon Jul 16, 2018 6:50 pm

Scintillant-H wrote:You guys didnt destroy this place in my absence?

I swear, you had ONE job.... :smt011

*hugs y'all* <333


Personally speaking, I was waiting for you to come back and destroy it.

I didn't want to take away your fun.
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Stephen Day

Wrasslin' Fan

Postby Stephen Day » Mon Jul 16, 2018 6:51 pm

Scintillant-H wrote:You guys didnt destroy this place in my absence?

I swear, you had ONE job.... :smt011

*hugs y'all* <333


Oh yes before I forget.

*stephen returns hug*
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IvCNuB4

Staff Writer

Postby IvCNuB4 » Mon Jul 16, 2018 6:54 pm

Grayson wrote:
Sounds surprisingly accurate.


Moreso than your Obstetrician who said that kid would drop by or before last Friday. :P
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Grayson

Outhouse Drafter

Postby Grayson » Mon Jul 16, 2018 7:06 pm

IvCNuB4 wrote:Moreso than your Obstetrician who said that kid would drop by or before last Friday. :P


Right?! :lol:
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IvCNuB4

Staff Writer

Postby IvCNuB4 » Tue Jul 17, 2018 2:10 pm

“One Of The Lessons That I Grew Up With Was To Always Stay True To Yourself And Never Let What Somebody Else Says Distract You From Your Goals.” – Michelle Obama
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Pizza Dog

Dog of Pizza

Postby Pizza Dog » Tue Jul 17, 2018 5:05 pm

IvCNuB4 wrote:Lifesavers Gummies are my new fave. :smt007

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They're like fruit Polos. :-D
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TheLurker

rubber spoon

Postby TheLurker » Tue Jul 17, 2018 5:16 pm

So, they are putting an addition on to the building I work in.

Day 1(the day they were to break ground): Move in a trailer for the foreman. 20 minute job and all they did that day.

Days 2-4: Men looked around the area, they moved in a large digging machine and more men looked around the area.

Day 5: They put up the plastic barrier to stop rain from removing the topsoil. 90 minute job and all they did that day.

Can you tell this is Union labor yet? :lol:


Yesterday: Bulldozer and other large thing worked all day. Only a week late.

Today: More digging and scraping. Then at 3:15 the entire building shook for the next 45 minutes. Probably still happened after I left. Hard to answer customer calls when you feel like you are in an earthquake.
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IvCNuB4

Staff Writer

Postby IvCNuB4 » Tue Jul 17, 2018 5:36 pm

Lurker is the Gladys Kravitz of his company. :P

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