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The Following Things Suck

Postby toolverine » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:09 pm

Apple Computers
Green Lantern
Skrulls
John Lewis
Starbucks
essays (avoiding one now)
cockblockers
sales tax on internet purchases
The entire Bush presidency
Billary Clinton
Cheetos
Mountain Dew
Final Fantasy X
Schick razors

I dare you to defy me!
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Re: The Following Things Suck

Postby The Old Doctor » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:10 pm

toolverine wrote:Apple Computers
Green Lantern
Skrulls
John Lewis
Starbucks
essays (avoiding one now)
cockblockers
sales tax on internet purchases
The entire Bush presidency
Billary Clinton
Cheetos
Mountain Dew
Final Fantasy X
Schick razors

I dare you to defy me!
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I defy you on Green Lantern sucking. :smt098
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Re: The Following Things Suck

Postby Carrie » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:12 pm

toolverine wrote:Green Lantern
Mountain Dew



You are insane...


toolverine wrote:John Lewis


HEY! You can't talk about my BFF that way! :evil:

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Postby GratefulFred » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:12 pm

I only disagree with Green Lantern and John Lewis.
I wholeheartedly agree with sales tax on internet purchases.
You should add poison ivy to your list. I have it all over both arms, both legs, my shoulders, armpits, my nads, and above my eyes. I had to get a steroid shot yesterday because it's so lame.

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Postby Carrie » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:16 pm

GratefulFred wrote:Poison ivy...I have it all overmy nads...


I'm torn between wanting to now how and knowing that knowing how would scar me for life.... :shock:

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Postby toolverine » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:16 pm

Updated list with rationale to come before the weekend hits. Yes, it will include Carrie. :lol:

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Postby Shady » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:19 pm

Everything you listed reads John Lewis to me!

*throws hands in the air!*

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Postby toolverine » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:22 pm

Carrie wrote:I'm torn between wanting to now how and knowing that knowing how would scar me for life.... :shock:


Today on The Outhouse Post: man uses poison ivy to check for testicular cancer.

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Postby GratefulFred » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:24 pm

Carrie wrote:I'm torn between wanting to now how and knowing that knowing how would scar me for life.... :shock:


I either got it from working in my flower bed on Friday or when I went camping on Saturday.
I didn't know that mulch can contain the resin from the poison ivy plant and handled it without gloves. I assume that I either a. scratched my nads or b. adjusted my nads while the urushoil was still on my hands.
On the plus side, my flowers look GREAT and camping was a blast.

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Postby GratefulFred » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:24 pm

toolverine wrote:Today on The Outhouse Post: man uses poison ivy to check for testicular cancer.


lolz

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Postby guitarsmashley » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:29 pm

Apple computers are awesome. Toolverine sucks for not sending comics to people.
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Postby Carrie » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:31 pm

toolverine wrote:Updated list with rationale to come before the weekend hits. Yes, it will include Carrie. :lol:


You love me, and you know it! :evil:

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Postby Juan Cena » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:47 pm

Should i add the obvious to the list?
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Postby Allen » Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:01 pm

Apple computers do not suck.

If for no other reason than they do not use Vista. :P

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Postby Keb » Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:07 pm

Allen wrote:Apple computers do not suck.

If for no other reason than they do not use Vista. :P
Fuck Apple computers! And iPods! and that fucking irritating Mac guy in the commercials who's such a poser for life that it hurts.

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