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nietoperz

The Goddamn Bat-min

Postby nietoperz » Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:16 pm

Inspired by Draco X:

Is there a show, book, film or record of which you have ABSOLUTELY NO EXPERIENCE WHATSOEVER? Well, you're in luck: this is the thread where you can suggest of ways to improve that cultural artefact, entirely free from the need to know what you're prattling on about!

Best suggestions win the coveted (and entirely imaginary) inaugural Dracoprize!
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Chesscub

WTF is this rank?

Postby Chesscub » Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:17 pm

Stevie Wonder would have a field day with this.
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GHERU

Rain Partier

Postby GHERU » Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:18 pm

Hawkeye would be a better comic if it were about Daredevil
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Chesscub

WTF is this rank?

Postby Chesscub » Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:20 pm

GHERU wrote:Hawkeye would be a better comic if it were about Daredevil


Pizza Dog should be Lasagna Cat.
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Strict31

Rain Partier

Postby Strict31 » Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:21 pm

I've never seen Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, but I know that I hate it.

I think Hollywood should do a reboot, and have it be about a secret order of female assassins who use the power of their vaginas to defeat enemies of the State.

At the heart of their secret power?

Yoga pants. Or perhaps leggings. I'm not sure which.
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nietoperz

The Goddamn Bat-min

Postby nietoperz » Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:25 pm

Transformers would be better if the Autobots were all kittens. And Darth Vader was leader of the Decepticons.
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Strict31

Rain Partier

Postby Strict31 » Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:29 pm

nietoperz wrote:Transformers would be better if the Autobots were all kittens. And Darth Vader was leader of the Decepticons.


Wait.

Do you mean if they transformed into kittens? Or if they actually were kittens?

Because one of those is just crazy-talk.
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syxxpakk

Wrasslin' Fan

Postby syxxpakk » Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:31 pm

Citizen Kane would be better if one of the follow actors was the lead:

Tom Cruise
George Clooney
Michael Shannon
Rob Van Dam
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GHERU

Rain Partier

Postby GHERU » Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:31 pm

Dilbert would be funnier if it were a cookie
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nietoperz

The Goddamn Bat-min

Postby nietoperz » Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:32 pm

Strict31 wrote:
Wait.

Do you mean if they transformed into kittens? Or if they actually were kittens?

Because one of those is just crazy-talk.


Transformed. Originally, they'd be lampshades.
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MrBlack

WTF is this rank?

Postby MrBlack » Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:35 pm

nietoperz wrote:
Transformed. Originally, they'd be lampshades.

As long as James Roberts is writing it, I'm on board.
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MrBlack

WTF is this rank?

Postby MrBlack » Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:39 pm

Doctor Who would be better as an animated series staring K-9, the robot dog whose curious nature keeps getting him in trouble. His owner, Doctor Who (actually a veterinarian wearing a yellow hat), must constantly help him out of mischief.
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LoganRSA

penile prisoner

Postby LoganRSA » Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:39 pm

:smt005
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GHERU

Rain Partier

Postby GHERU » Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:40 pm

Curious George (yes, I know!) would be better if it were about some guy who goes off to fuck whoever is around while his monkey goes off and commits various acts of property damage


oh, wait, nevermind
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LoganRSA

penile prisoner

Postby LoganRSA » Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:41 pm

This thread is killing me :lol:

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