My Wrestlemania thoughts:
Daniel Bryan vs. Sheamus was fucking worthless. I hate Sheamus' push and this just capped it. It was an unnecessary squash.
Team Johnny backstage was good.
Orton vs. Kane was surprising, but smart. If Kane is such a monster, he can't keep losing so this was a good result. Decent match.
Santino/Foley/Simmons was great.
Big Show vs. Cody was predictable and sucked. If Big Show has the second most losses at WM, who is first? HHH?
Divas match was terrible.
Undertaker vs. HHH was good. It reminded me of how WWE matches used to be during the Attitude era. It was nice and brutal with JR on commentary where he belongs. It was a bit of a rehash of last year though with Undertaker just getting brutally beaten. This time though, HHH was brutally beaten after. If this was the first time they fought, it would have been a show stealer, but we've seen this show before.
HBK was being a little pussy. It was annoying.
That looked like HBK was saying goodbye to UT at the end of the match. If it is his last match, which I doubt, he'll be missed. Cool moment at the end with the group hug.
They were chanting "this is awesome" Lawler, not "this is amazing."
Cool to see the Hall of Famers as always. Edge getting choked up was sad. He still had more matches in him.
Heath Slater and Flo Rida was stupid.
Team Johnny vs. Team Teddy was exactly what I expected. Brie Bella > Nikki Bella. Is Ryder a heel now? I haven't been watching Smackdown. The right team won. I figured they would win because Miz is going to start on an Undertaker like streak and the commentary after showed that. The monkey flip on Ziggler by Ryder was awesome. I hope Ziggler gets a long title run this year. Is it really necessary for Eve to get double duty at WM?
A-Rod and Torrie Wilson? Lol. I'd love to be in a Torrie Wilson-Kelly Kelly sandwich though.
Can those seats behind the entrance ramp see anything?
Jericho vs. Punk best pure wrestling match with some cool counters. The counter into the Walls of Jericho off the top rope was awesome. I like how these guys can tell a story. I love that Y2J hit Punk with knees when he was in the Anaconda Vice instead of just punching him in the face. Did Jericho mess with Punk's hair after the pin in a "nice job" way?
I think Punk winning means that Cena is about to win the main event.
Why were there only 3 pilots, but 2 planes?
Funkasaurus brought his momma? WTF is this shit? I was hoping it was Mae Young or something.
I can't believe a year has passed since this match was announced. Unbelievable. I may not have liked all of the buildup, but I'm super excited. I really like that "We Are Young " song.
Diddy sucks. So does MGK.
They are really making it obvious that Cena is going to win with the old woman at ringside and the speech by that MGK guy. I hope I'm wrong.
Flo Rida has some ugly and overweight dancers.
Rock vs. Cena. I liked that Cena was wrestling like a heel. I was hoping he would do that and he did. The match was ok and there were too many rest holds.
Lots of "If Cena Wins We Riot Signs." There was one that said, "get the torches and pitchforks ready."
The crowd was great.
Rock wins! Rock wins! Rock wins!
I was disappointed by this Wrestlemania, but I'm still euphoric about this ending that I'm not really sure what score I would give it!