My Elimination Chamber Predictions!
Brodus Clay and Tensai to beat Team Rhodes Scholars, I love Cody and Damien as much as anyone, but this new Brodus/Tensai team is just getting started and is actually a lot of stupid fun. I kind of expect them to be Tag Champs sooner or later.
Antonio Cesaro to beat The Miz, just because Cesaro is the best wrestler in the world today.
Kaitlyn will beat Tamina, she's only getting started really, too soon for her to lose.
The Shield taking on Cena/Ryback/Sheamus is a tough one to call, I think The Shield will win, but in a way that means Cena doesn't lose face coming up to his title match, so either a heel turn from one of the other two, or a DQ, or just one of the others getting pinned whilst Cena is being held back or something.
As for who'll win the Elimination Chamber match, I think Jack Swagger, because his new Tea Party, quasi-racist gimmick will be an awesome feud against Alberto Del Rio. Although a Heel Turn for Orton could be interesting. I also expect this match to be the one to finally, and sadly, break up Team Hell No.
So, if I think that it will be Swagger against Del Rio, then I pretty much have to say that Alberto Del Rio will beat Big Show, and I think that's what will happen. I don't think Ziggler will cash in yet, he's waiting until Wrestlemania, to really steal the show.
As for the WWE Championship, I think that The Rock will beat CM Punk, but there will be shenanigans, with Punk trying to get Rock disqualified, and maybe even Lesnar getting involved. I also predict that it will be revealed that it wasn't actually Vince McMahon on the phone on Monday, the stipulation was a ruse by Heyman.