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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Lord Simian » Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:17 am

Bianco wrote:ok which one of you guys went to South Africa??



Fieldy told you already. Juan Cena is the only possible suspect.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby glasgowceltic » Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:33 am

What are your predictions for Cena v Bryan?

Would love to see Bryan win clean obviously but I can't see it happening.

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Lord Simian » Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:43 am

concreatjungle wrote:What are your predictions for Cena v Bryan?

Would love to see Bryan win clean obviously but I can't see it happening.



Bryan wins, via "shocking" heel turn to align with Vince McMahon to be the new Corporate Champion.

John Cena is forced to work with HHH, but they don't like each other. Can these two unlikely allies work together against a common foe? Can they do so without imploding? How many jokes will Hunter slip in about Bella Boobs? And WHICH MAN will be the first to state "I don't like you. But I respect you."

Brad Maddox, meanwhile, is forced by Vinny to crawl on all fours and bark like a dog.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Kerny » Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:53 am

concreatjungle wrote:What are your predictions for Cena v Bryan?

Would love to see Bryan win clean obviously but I can't see it happening.


Bryan wins by small package, only to be cashed in on by a newly shaved Randy Orton, who becomes the new corporate champion

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby GLX » Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:30 am

Anyone catch Total Divas?
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Bianco » Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:53 am

Lord Simian wrote:

Bryan wins, via "shocking" heel turn to align with Vince McMahon to be the new Corporate Champion.

John Cena is forced to work with HHH, but they don't like each other. Can these two unlikely allies work together against a common foe? Can they do so without imploding? How many jokes will Hunter slip in about Bella Boobs? And WHICH MAN will be the first to state "I don't like you. But I respect you."

Brad Maddox, meanwhile, is forced by Vinny to crawl on all fours and bark like a dog.


sounds ok, but i think during the match HHH runs in and pedigrees everyone in the ring, then calls out Orton to cover Cena for the win hence reforming Evolution, the next monday Ric Flair comes out and says thanks to Steph Vince is out as CEO and Ric is in making the Evolution take over complete................. 8)

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Bianco » Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:56 am

Lord Simian wrote:

Fieldy told you already. Juan Cena is the only possible suspect.



on top of everything the bastard no-sold it :smt013

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Kerny » Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:04 am

GLX wrote:Anyone catch Total Divas?

It was somehow more scripted than the wrestling

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Lord Simian » Wed Jul 31, 2013 2:20 pm

Bianco wrote:

on top of everything the bastard no-sold it :smt013


Nope, Randy O***n just HAS no balls.
/Juan Cena'd

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby syxxpakk » Wed Jul 31, 2013 3:14 pm

concreatjungle wrote:What are your predictions for Cena v Bryan?

Would love to see Bryan win clean obviously but I can't see it happening.


Danielson wins, Orton cashes in. Orton is Vince's corporate champ, Danielson aligns with Triple H.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Juan Cena » Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:11 pm

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Nope, Randy O***n just HAS no balls.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Juan Cena » Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:12 pm

syxxpakk wrote:
Danielson wins, Orton cashes in. Orton is Vince's corporate champ, Danielson aligns with Triple H.


Riot in the arena begins soon after.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby syxxpakk » Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:16 pm

That wouldn't happen.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Bianco » Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:52 pm

The WWE fan who attacked Randy Orton in the ring at Tuesday night’s WWE Live Event from Cape Town, South Africa is 20-year-old pro wrestler Tshepo Sekhabi, known in the ring as “Jozi the Wrestling Machine.”

In an interview with South African news website ENCA.com, Sekhabi claims he quit his job in order to attend the event. The attack was premeditated – and he ended up with a black eye and a swollen face as a result of Randy Orton kicking him in the face as he was being pulled from the ring by security.

As for why he decided to jump the security gate, hit the ring and low blow Randy Orton, he told ENCA:

“I just don’t like Randy Orton, this was an opportunity for me so I got up there and made a name for myself.”

Contrary to previous reports, Sekhabi was not “formally” arrested but was given a five year ban from the casino resort where the WWE event was being held.

WWE was contacted about whether Randy Orton would apologize for kicking the fan in the face. They issued a statement, saying:

“Randy Orton was the victim in this incident and suffered an injured groin.”

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby fieldy snuts » Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:13 pm

ROH has forced several wrestlers under contract to remove their shirts from direct sales via ProWrestlingTees. According to one source, the wrestlers were told to take down their shirts or ROH would stop selling their merchandise on the ROH website and at ROH events.


If it isn't already in their contracts this is going to be a minefield.
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