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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Juan Cena » Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:12 pm

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Danielson wins, Orton cashes in. Orton is Vince's corporate champ, Danielson aligns with Triple H.


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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby syxxpakk » Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:16 pm

That wouldn't happen.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Bianco » Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:52 pm

The WWE fan who attacked Randy Orton in the ring at Tuesday night’s WWE Live Event from Cape Town, South Africa is 20-year-old pro wrestler Tshepo Sekhabi, known in the ring as “Jozi the Wrestling Machine.”

In an interview with South African news website ENCA.com, Sekhabi claims he quit his job in order to attend the event. The attack was premeditated – and he ended up with a black eye and a swollen face as a result of Randy Orton kicking him in the face as he was being pulled from the ring by security.

As for why he decided to jump the security gate, hit the ring and low blow Randy Orton, he told ENCA:

“I just don’t like Randy Orton, this was an opportunity for me so I got up there and made a name for myself.”

Contrary to previous reports, Sekhabi was not “formally” arrested but was given a five year ban from the casino resort where the WWE event was being held.

WWE was contacted about whether Randy Orton would apologize for kicking the fan in the face. They issued a statement, saying:

“Randy Orton was the victim in this incident and suffered an injured groin.”

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby fieldy snuts » Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:13 pm

ROH has forced several wrestlers under contract to remove their shirts from direct sales via ProWrestlingTees. According to one source, the wrestlers were told to take down their shirts or ROH would stop selling their merchandise on the ROH website and at ROH events.


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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby syxxpakk » Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:17 pm

Horribly shitty of ROH. These guys ain't making enough to live off of working there, let 'em get their cut elsewhere however they can.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby fieldy snuts » Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:15 pm

Possible spoiler regarding TNA's mystery man.

Tito Ortiz will be fighting Rampage and speculation is that he'll appear on Impact as a form of cross-promotion with Bellator.

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Zechs » Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:29 pm

syxxpakk wrote:
Danielson wins, Orton cashes in. Orton is Vince's corporate champ, Danielson aligns with Triple H.


It's so utterly predictable, but I agree. I wonder what happens to Cena though?
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Juan Cena » Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:30 am

fieldy snuts wrote:Possible spoiler regarding TNA's mystery man.

Tito Ortiz will be fighting Rampage and speculation is that he'll appear on Impact as a form of cross-promotion with Bellator.


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That idea sucks because it actually takes Bellator down a notch when it should be trying to portray itself as a serious competitor to UFC.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Punchy » Thu Aug 01, 2013 6:44 am

Zechs wrote:
It's so utterly predictable, but I agree. I wonder what happens to Cena though?


Maybe he takes a break?

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Lord Simian » Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:23 am

Punchy wrote:
Maybe he takes a break?


Nope, not him. Hasta be on tv to promote Total Divas.

What could he do? Ryback, Punk will be done with Lesnar, there's always the Shield....

What WILL they do with Cena? Pair him with HHH, to feud with Corporate Orton and Vince, as Bryan is shunted off to the background....

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Lord Simian » Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:24 am

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Mr. Monkey said it, so it must be true.


I want to bust your chops, but your loyalty to me makes it hard.... Dammit!

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Punchy » Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:39 am

Lord Simian wrote:
Nope, not him. Hasta be on tv to promote Total Divas.

What could he do? Ryback, Punk will be done with Lesnar, there's always the Shield....

What WILL they do with Cena? Pair him with HHH, to feud with Corporate Orton and Vince, as Bryan is shunted off to the background....


Well, if this situation comes to pass, I imagine that the first PPV after Summerslam (Night Of Champions?) will be a Triple-Threat between Cena, Bryan and Orton for the WWE title, so there's a month of that at least.

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Juan Cena » Thu Aug 01, 2013 2:33 pm

Lord Simian wrote:
Nope, not him. Hasta be on tv to promote Total Divas.

What could he do? Ryback, Punk will be done with Lesnar, there's always the Shield....

What WILL they do with Cena? Pair him with HHH, to feud with Corporate Orton and Vince, as Bryan is shunted off to the background....


Cena/Lesnar or a Bryan/Lesnar match for Survivor Series would be good, but it really needs to be for the title.

O***n/Lesnar? Maybe as a way for Lesnar to get the MITB Briefcase to facilitate a title bout.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Punchy » Thu Aug 01, 2013 2:36 pm

Juan Cena wrote:
Cena/Lesnar or a Bryan/Lesnar match for Survivor Series would be good, but it really needs to be for the title.

O***n/Lesnar? Maybe as a way for Lesnar to get the MITB Briefcase to facilitate a title bout.


Lesnar is above titles and briefcases, he doesn't care about them.

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Logan.1179 » Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:17 pm

I have to say, I find the Sandow storyline a lot more compelling than the Cena/Bryan stuff right now.

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