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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby fieldy snuts » Tue Nov 12, 2013 4:29 pm

McMahon Helmsley part 2 is doing my head in. It's as bad as TNA's heel Dixie.

Does HHH really need to be the company's top heel even in retirement?

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Frag » Tue Nov 12, 2013 5:46 pm

I'm glad there will be a Survivor Series rules match (at least it looks that way):

Bryan
Punk
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Shield
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby syxxpakk » Tue Nov 12, 2013 5:53 pm

Based on WWE.com, that's not the match. But that could be a case of the left not knowing about the right.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Frag » Tue Nov 12, 2013 6:08 pm

syxxpakk wrote:Based on WWE.com, that's not the match. But that could be a case of the left not knowing about the right.


You're right.

Why do they hate Survivor Series rules matches so much?!?!?!

This one writes itself.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby misac » Tue Nov 12, 2013 6:11 pm

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All valid complaints, but I enjoyed the episode. Been getting my kids to watch with me (and actually pay attention) and that makes it more enjoyable - I even like John Cena. :P


The Divas are still the most interesting aspect of the show thanks to Total Divas. I can't get enough of any storyline involving them (or their boyfriends).


I liked the show overall but some of that stuff is so aggravating.

And sorry Jude but face Bellas suck. :P
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby misac » Tue Nov 12, 2013 6:12 pm

fieldy snuts wrote:McMahon Helmsley part 2 is doing my head in. It's as bad as TNA's heel Dixie.

Does HHH really need to be the company's top heel even in retirement?


The Authority/Dixie storylines both suck but I like their performances for the most part.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Tue Nov 12, 2013 6:13 pm

misac wrote:
I liked the show overall but some of that stuff is so aggravating.

And sorry Jude but face Bellas suck. :P


Thanks to the Divas show, the Bellas now have more personality than any female wrestler in the history of the WWE.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Juan Cena » Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:07 am

fieldy snuts wrote:McMahon Helmsley part 2 is doing my head in. It's as bad as TNA's heel Dixie.

Does HHH really need to be the company's top heel even in retirement?


When you top heel arguably is O***n, then yes.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Juan Cena » Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:09 am

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I liked the show overall but some of that stuff is so aggravating.

And sorry Jude but face Bellas suck. :P


I'm sure Nikki sucks more than just John Cena's face.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Bianco » Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:46 am

I guess someone they like must have been caught :smt102

WWE made some changes to their Wellness Policy back in July that went under the radar until now. The most notable changes appear to be fines for testing positive for alcohol and a new way talents can get violations erased from their record with the Redemption Program. Here are some of the changes:

– A WWE Talent may request a Therapeutic Use Exception (“TUE”) for a prohibited drug under the Policy if (i) such use is for a legitimate medical purpose given pursuant to a valid prescription from a licensed and treating physician of the WWE Talent; (ii) the use of such prohibited drug is required for more than sixty (60) consecutive days; (iii) the medical need for the prescription and for the prescribed dosage is documented in accordance with standards and practices commonly accepted within the United States medical community; and (iv) the medical need is confirmed by the Medical Director. A WWE Talent in need of a TUE must immediately notify, or cause his/her issuing physician to notify, the Medical Director of the existence of a prescription for a prohibited drug and the medical need for the TUE. Whenever requested to do so by the Medical Director, the WWE Talent shall provide, or cause his/her issuing physician to provide any and all documentation supporting the issuance of the prescription. If requested by the Medical Director, a WWE talent will be examined by physicians/consultants designated by the Medical Director with an expertise in the specific area covered by the prescription. Following the review of all documentation provided by WWE Talent and his/her medical team and, if necessary, the results of any medical exams/tests performed by physicians/consultants designated by the Medical Director, the Medical Director shall make a determination as to whether or not a TUE should be granted to a WWE Talent. The Medical Director shall report his determination to the WWE Talent, the PA and WWE.

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:08 am

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I'm sure Nikki sucks more than just John Cena's face.


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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Bianco » Thu Nov 21, 2013 2:06 pm

WWE Hall of Famer Maurice “Mad Dog” Vachon has passed away earlier this morning according to a report by SLAM! Wrestling. He was 84.

Vachon has been in poor health for many years, much of it stemming from a 1987 hit-and-run accident, where Vachon was struck by a driver, which resulted in the amputation of his leg. Most recently he battled memory issues.


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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Zechs » Thu Nov 21, 2013 3:42 pm

Huh almost a year into WWE 2k14's WWE Universe mode, The SHIELD are still WWE tag champs (though I think they'll drop it to the Bolsheviks given that's the next feud the computer has prepped and they've destroyed the Real Americans, Bushwhackers, and Nation of Domination which isn't surprising given it's D-Lo and R-Truth with originally Truth and Henry dominating until Henry won the heavyweight belt and they removed him for D-Lo whose become the Crush to the team :lol: ), Blanchard/Anderson are WCW tag champs (but they're facing Andre and Bundy now so yeah...), Retro Undertaker/Ric Flair have been WWE (80s-90s) heavyweight champ on WCW Nitro with six months each to their reign (Taker is right now at Wrestlemania with Hollywood Hogan challenging him for the belt), Retro Rock after defending the US belt for eleven months finally lost to Sting 99-00, and the most surprising things of all? Mark Henry has been champ for Smackdown nine months with a roster that includes Hulk Hogan and John Cena. Plus Taz has been ECW Champ for an entire year beating retro Triple HHH, retro HBK, the Rock, Stone Cold, and Edge.

ECW TV and Women's belt has had the most title changes. I've lost count on the later. But Raven started out the champ until Samoa Joe beat him and had a run for six months before losing to Edge who in turn lost to Spike Dudley and finally he got beat by Mike Awesome.

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Stephen Day » Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:03 pm

Bianco wrote:WWE Hall of Famer Maurice “Mad Dog” Vachon has passed away earlier this morning according to a report by SLAM! Wrestling. He was 84.

Vachon has been in poor health for many years, much of it stemming from a 1987 hit-and-run accident, where Vachon was struck by a driver, which resulted in the amputation of his leg. Most recently he battled memory issues.


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