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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Bianco » Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:15 am

I kind of want this

- WWE Hall of Famer The Iron Sheik has released a new alarm clock app on iTunes for 99 cents. The Sheik said in a press release:

“If you don’t have the balls to pay $0.99 for this app, you are a no-good jabroni, piece of shit, low life and YOU CAN go fuck yourself FOREVER.”

More features will be added to the app over the next few months. According to the release, one of the alarms you can choose features Sheik saying the following line: “WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU NO GOOD JABRONI!”

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby misac » Fri Jan 17, 2014 10:31 am

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I'm thinking he or Batista are the odds on favorites to win the Rumble.


I was leaning towards Punk or Batista. But now with Punk seemingly feuding with HHH I don’t have a second guess.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby misac » Fri Jan 17, 2014 10:33 am

syxxpakk wrote:It's been talked about for awhile. They had a sort of "Farewell Tour" on the indies, but they were expected to end up in NXT. That didn't pan out, I assume because of Davey Richards being Davey Richards. Dixie's a moron though. On one hand, it doesn't really matter if you spoil this surprise because literally nothing - including The Rock - will ever change how TNA functions and does business-wise. On the other, the idea that she thinks teasing this on Twitter is going to make even the slightest bit of difference tomorrow... Just dumb.


Too bad, I really wanted it to work out for them and WWE.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby misac » Fri Jan 17, 2014 10:46 am

Bianco wrote:I think (among other things) this is why they are failing. unless you are hardcore wrestling fan or an iwc follower you have no clue who these guys are or even care

TNA is trying to make these people happy while WWE is looking at the bigger fan base.

Looking at a Cena heel turn. If in TNA he would have turned long ago. Making wrestling fans happy but losing the bigger market.

WWE is smarter than that they're trying to appeal to a larger audience even get none wrestling fans to jump on


They’re really talented wrestlers, bringing them in is a good idea. Sure they’re unknown but it’s the same thing with Danielson and Punk. I hadn’t heard of Punk until he premiered on ECW.

I don’t think they’re trying to make the IWC happy. I mean, why start now? They’ve/we’ve been shitting on them for years for Hogan/Bischoff/etc. I think they finally saw how well it worked for WWE and had the idea to hire good wrestlers.

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby misac » Fri Jan 17, 2014 10:48 am

Bianco wrote:I kind of want this

- WWE Hall of Famer The Iron Sheik has released a new alarm clock app on iTunes for 99 cents. The Sheik said in a press release:

“If you don’t have the balls to pay $0.99 for this app, you are a no-good jabroni, piece of shit, low life and YOU CAN go fuck yourself FOREVER.”

More features will be added to the app over the next few months. According to the release, one of the alarms you can choose features Sheik saying the following line: “WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU NO GOOD JABRONI!”


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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Punchy » Fri Jan 17, 2014 10:59 am

misac wrote:
I was leaning towards Punk or Batista. But now with Punk seemingly feuding with HHH I don’t have a second guess.


It'll be any of Punk, Batista or Bryan I think.

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Bianco » Fri Jan 17, 2014 11:15 am

misac wrote:
They’re really talented wrestlers, bringing them in is a good idea. Sure they’re unknown but it’s the same thing with Danielson and Punk. I hadn’t heard of Punk until he premiered on ECW.

I don’t think they’re trying to make the IWC happy. I mean, why start now? They’ve/we’ve been shitting on them for years for Hogan/Bischoff/etc. I think they finally saw how well it worked for WWE and had the idea to hire good wrestlers.

:smt102 :smt102

Damn you for making me defend TNA!

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby syxxpakk » Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:16 pm

Bianco wrote:I think (among other things) this is why they are failing. unless you are hardcore wrestling fan or an iwc follower you have no clue who these guys are or even care

TNA is trying to make these people happy while WWE is looking at the bigger fan base.

Looking at a Cena heel turn. If in TNA he would have turned long ago. Making wrestling fans happy but losing the bigger market.

WWE is smarter than that they're trying to appeal to a larger audience even get none wrestling fans to jump on


TNA is failing because of poor management. Bringing in the Wolves is a fine decision. Who should they bring in? No one? More ex-WWE castoffs? The Rock wouldn't turn around business for TNA, so there's really nothing they can do. TNA has tried booking to the hardcores, to the general public, to everyone. They've tried booking old stars, building new ones... The problem has always been the same: creative.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby GHERU » Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:25 pm

Roman Reign's kick on punks head from the floor was epic

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby fieldy snuts » Fri Jan 17, 2014 5:01 pm

syxxpakk wrote:
TNA is failing because of poor management. Bringing in the Wolves is a fine decision. Who should they bring in? No one? More ex-WWE castoffs? The Rock wouldn't turn around business for TNA, so there's really nothing they can do. TNA has tried booking to the hardcores, to the general public, to everyone. They've tried booking old stars, building new ones... The problem has always been the same: creative.


It is pretty disappointing they Mr #iwantwrestling is giving us more of the same. Granted stories now have more coherence but it still feels like the Russo era.

About the only thing TNA has surpassed WWE on story wise is how to manage the undercard.

Otherwise the quality is basically the same but with a smaller budget.

As for the Wolves, the only guaranteed way to get minuscule ratings boosts are to say 'hey smarks, we've got the American Wolves!!!'.

Would work a lot better than TNA's 500th mystery man/faction being unveiled.

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby doombug » Fri Jan 17, 2014 9:12 pm

Punchy wrote:
It'll be any of Punk, Batista or Bryan I think.

We still talking the Rumble? After the other night on Raw, no one but Bryan makes sense. :smt102
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Lord Simian » Fri Jan 17, 2014 9:34 pm

doombug wrote:We still talking the Rumble? After the other night on Raw, no one but Bryan makes sense. :smt102


Batista makes perfect sense. He is a big roided out dude, custom made to give Vince a boner, and he's also friends with HHH.


That said, I think Bryan is still the Rumble Winner.

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby doombug » Fri Jan 17, 2014 11:22 pm

Lord Simian wrote:
Batista makes perfect sense. He is a big roided out dude, custom made to give Vince a boner, and he's also friends with HHH.


That said, I think Bryan is still the Rumble Winner.

But we've had the Batista vs Lesnar rumors swirling for months now and HHH vs Punk is pretty much confirmed at this point.

I really hope they pull the trigger and have Bryan win the rumble and go on to win at Mania. The story basically writes itself.

I'd rather someone other than Orton has the title to face him though. :smt102

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby syxxpakk » Sat Jan 18, 2014 12:09 am

Lesnar is pretty much Undertaker-bound. Batista is likely opposite Orton.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Juan Cena » Sat Jan 18, 2014 12:22 am

syxxpakk wrote:Lesnar is pretty much Undertaker-bound. Batista is likely opposite Orton.


Vince and HHH should already be feeling the money vanishing from their wallets with Batista-O***n as the main event for WM 30.
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