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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Lord Simian » Thu Jan 16, 2014 11:16 pm

fieldy snuts wrote:I hope they're putting Stings career on the line in this story so that it opens the door for a WWE Hall of Fame induction side by side with the Ultimate Warrior.

Or at the very least for Sting to induct Warrior.


I don't think either of those would be viable options, though. Warrior, crazy as he was, is a big enough name to headline a HOF class by himself, and Sting even moreso. I can't see putting them in the same year.

And why have Sting induct Warrior? Because of their past? 90% of WWE fans today are unaware that the Blade Runners was even a thing. No, inducting Warrior is a job they'll give to only two possible guys: Hogan, or Vince himself. Probably Hogan.

Or, you want a real longshot... maybe the Honky Tonk Man. :P

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby fieldy snuts » Thu Jan 16, 2014 11:21 pm

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I don't think either of those would be viable options, though. Warrior, crazy as he was, is a big enough name to headline a HOF class by himself, and Sting even moreso. I can't see putting them in the same year.

And why have Sting induct Warrior? Because of their past? 90% of WWE fans today are unaware that the Blade Runners was even a thing. No, inducting Warrior is a job they'll give to only two possible guys: Hogan, or Vince himself. Probably Hogan.

Or, you want a real longshot... maybe the Honky Tonk Man. :P


I thought Hogan and Warrior hate eachother as much as Sheik and Hogan hate eachother.

To be honest, I'm hoping he goes on stage and gives one of his legendary rants.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Lord Simian » Thu Jan 16, 2014 11:24 pm

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I thought Hogan and Warrior hate eachother as much as Sheik and Hogan hate eachother.

To be honest, I'm hoping he goes on stage and gives one of his legendary rants.


Hogan's a whore, dude. If he has to say nice things about Warrior to get a camera pointed at him, he'll do it in a heartbeat.

And Kong yes, I want a crazy Warrior rant too!

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Juan Cena » Fri Jan 17, 2014 12:36 am

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Hogan's a whore, dude. If he has to say nice things about Warrior to get a camera pointed at him, he'll do it in a heartbeat.

And Kong yes, I want a crazy Warrior rant too!


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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Bianco » Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:15 am

I kind of want this

- WWE Hall of Famer The Iron Sheik has released a new alarm clock app on iTunes for 99 cents. The Sheik said in a press release:

“If you don’t have the balls to pay $0.99 for this app, you are a no-good jabroni, piece of shit, low life and YOU CAN go fuck yourself FOREVER.”

More features will be added to the app over the next few months. According to the release, one of the alarms you can choose features Sheik saying the following line: “WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU NO GOOD JABRONI!”

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby misac » Fri Jan 17, 2014 10:31 am

Lord Simian wrote:
I'm thinking he or Batista are the odds on favorites to win the Rumble.


I was leaning towards Punk or Batista. But now with Punk seemingly feuding with HHH I don’t have a second guess.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby misac » Fri Jan 17, 2014 10:33 am

syxxpakk wrote:It's been talked about for awhile. They had a sort of "Farewell Tour" on the indies, but they were expected to end up in NXT. That didn't pan out, I assume because of Davey Richards being Davey Richards. Dixie's a moron though. On one hand, it doesn't really matter if you spoil this surprise because literally nothing - including The Rock - will ever change how TNA functions and does business-wise. On the other, the idea that she thinks teasing this on Twitter is going to make even the slightest bit of difference tomorrow... Just dumb.


Too bad, I really wanted it to work out for them and WWE.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby misac » Fri Jan 17, 2014 10:46 am

Bianco wrote:I think (among other things) this is why they are failing. unless you are hardcore wrestling fan or an iwc follower you have no clue who these guys are or even care

TNA is trying to make these people happy while WWE is looking at the bigger fan base.

Looking at a Cena heel turn. If in TNA he would have turned long ago. Making wrestling fans happy but losing the bigger market.

WWE is smarter than that they're trying to appeal to a larger audience even get none wrestling fans to jump on


They’re really talented wrestlers, bringing them in is a good idea. Sure they’re unknown but it’s the same thing with Danielson and Punk. I hadn’t heard of Punk until he premiered on ECW.

I don’t think they’re trying to make the IWC happy. I mean, why start now? They’ve/we’ve been shitting on them for years for Hogan/Bischoff/etc. I think they finally saw how well it worked for WWE and had the idea to hire good wrestlers.

:smt102 :smt102

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby misac » Fri Jan 17, 2014 10:48 am

Bianco wrote:I kind of want this

- WWE Hall of Famer The Iron Sheik has released a new alarm clock app on iTunes for 99 cents. The Sheik said in a press release:

“If you don’t have the balls to pay $0.99 for this app, you are a no-good jabroni, piece of shit, low life and YOU CAN go fuck yourself FOREVER.”

More features will be added to the app over the next few months. According to the release, one of the alarms you can choose features Sheik saying the following line: “WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU NO GOOD JABRONI!”


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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Punchy » Fri Jan 17, 2014 10:59 am

misac wrote:
I was leaning towards Punk or Batista. But now with Punk seemingly feuding with HHH I don’t have a second guess.


It'll be any of Punk, Batista or Bryan I think.

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Bianco » Fri Jan 17, 2014 11:15 am

misac wrote:
They’re really talented wrestlers, bringing them in is a good idea. Sure they’re unknown but it’s the same thing with Danielson and Punk. I hadn’t heard of Punk until he premiered on ECW.

I don’t think they’re trying to make the IWC happy. I mean, why start now? They’ve/we’ve been shitting on them for years for Hogan/Bischoff/etc. I think they finally saw how well it worked for WWE and had the idea to hire good wrestlers.

:smt102 :smt102

Damn you for making me defend TNA!

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby syxxpakk » Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:16 pm

Bianco wrote:I think (among other things) this is why they are failing. unless you are hardcore wrestling fan or an iwc follower you have no clue who these guys are or even care

TNA is trying to make these people happy while WWE is looking at the bigger fan base.

Looking at a Cena heel turn. If in TNA he would have turned long ago. Making wrestling fans happy but losing the bigger market.

WWE is smarter than that they're trying to appeal to a larger audience even get none wrestling fans to jump on


TNA is failing because of poor management. Bringing in the Wolves is a fine decision. Who should they bring in? No one? More ex-WWE castoffs? The Rock wouldn't turn around business for TNA, so there's really nothing they can do. TNA has tried booking to the hardcores, to the general public, to everyone. They've tried booking old stars, building new ones... The problem has always been the same: creative.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby GHERU » Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:25 pm

Roman Reign's kick on punks head from the floor was epic

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby fieldy snuts » Fri Jan 17, 2014 5:01 pm

syxxpakk wrote:
TNA is failing because of poor management. Bringing in the Wolves is a fine decision. Who should they bring in? No one? More ex-WWE castoffs? The Rock wouldn't turn around business for TNA, so there's really nothing they can do. TNA has tried booking to the hardcores, to the general public, to everyone. They've tried booking old stars, building new ones... The problem has always been the same: creative.


It is pretty disappointing they Mr #iwantwrestling is giving us more of the same. Granted stories now have more coherence but it still feels like the Russo era.

About the only thing TNA has surpassed WWE on story wise is how to manage the undercard.

Otherwise the quality is basically the same but with a smaller budget.

As for the Wolves, the only guaranteed way to get minuscule ratings boosts are to say 'hey smarks, we've got the American Wolves!!!'.

Would work a lot better than TNA's 500th mystery man/faction being unveiled.

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby doombug » Fri Jan 17, 2014 9:12 pm

Punchy wrote:
It'll be any of Punk, Batista or Bryan I think.

We still talking the Rumble? After the other night on Raw, no one but Bryan makes sense. :smt102
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