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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Bianco » Mon Mar 17, 2014 11:08 pm

Goldust was not a happy person after that match

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Johnny Smith » Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:46 am

Grayson wrote: Batista has been nothing short of atrocious in the ring and on the mic since his return.


He could use a little help from Paul Heyman :groucho:

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Bianco » Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:51 am

I know it wouldn't be popular but I'd get a kick out of HHH winning the title, not because I like him but the fallout from internet wrestling fans will be hilarious.

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby GLX » Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:56 pm

Anyone watch the season premiere of Total Divas?
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby misac » Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:24 pm

Johnny Smith wrote:HHH-Orton-Batista 3 way match at Wrestlemania 30? LMAO

HHH is so funny


I can only imagine the reactions if that were to happen. :lol:

And for the record, I'd be pissed too but I wouldn't make a claim of giving up on WWE. :P
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby misac » Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:26 pm

fieldy snuts wrote:WWE Slam City is a TV cartoon now? :lol:


Wonder why they didn't get the wrestlers to do the voices.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby misac » Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:31 pm

Grayson wrote:Wow that opening promo between Triple H, Randy Orton, and Batista was bad. Triple H held is own fairly well but Batista has been nothing short of atrocious in the ring and on the mic since his return. When Randy Orton slithered out to the ring it almost improved until it quickly devolved into an "I'm going to beat you up," "Nu uh, I'm gonna beat you up," "Not if I beat you up first" type of argument. The only thing worse than the idea of Triple H placing himself into a triple threat with Orton and Batista for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship would be Triple H figuring out someway of screwing Daniel Bryan out of a clean victory and they making the WWE World Heavyweight Championship match a Fatal Four Way where he could screw him all over again. I understand that it was all just a way to build suspense but it was completely unnecessary.

Conversely, while John Cena took a lot of heat last week for his completely dismissive promo against Bray Wyatt, I feel that his promo this week may have been one of his best promos in years. He actually attempted to put somebody else over and not completely bury them with his ridiculous "Super Cena is just going to turn you into a joke" bravado.


I’ve been liking Batista since officially turning heel. He’s a good opponent for Bryan I think.

I don’t think Cena’s promo from last night would have worked at most arenas. They were really behind him.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby misac » Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:32 pm

Zechs wrote:Did Stephanie call out Punk at the end? That felt like a burn on Punk.


That's what I've been reading from all there promos. :smt102

If they are, they should really let it go. It's pointless.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby misac » Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:33 pm

fieldy snuts wrote:I can't believe the Shield are now faces :lol:


If it keeps them together longer, I'm ok with it. :P 8)
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby misac » Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:40 pm

I haven’t really watched anything with Shwarzenegger in a long time, but I marked out a little at him yessing. :D

I forget how good AJ is, I really liked the bit with her and Tamina. They’ve really blown it with her.

I really liked the Golddust/Fandango shenanigans. Simple fun.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Grayson » Wed Mar 19, 2014 3:21 pm

misac wrote:I’ve been liking Batista since officially turning heel. He’s a good opponent for Bryan I think.


He's certainly better as a straight heel but his shtick about "real men" doesn't really work for him so he falls back into just being a tough guy and you instantly remember that he has struggled through most of his matches since he has returned. He ends up coming off as this whiny, entitled heel who wants you to take him seriously but doesn't ever back it up.

I don’t think Cena’s promo from last night would have worked at most arenas. They were really behind him.


I think they were behind him because he wasn't in his condescending Super Cena mode. His promo felt genuine for a change instead of a bunch of false bravado. Last week Bray Wyatt delivered another great promo and all Cena did was follow it by attempting to sing Margaritaville and a few dumb jokes. That might work with a less serious opponent but not somebody like Bray Wyatt who the WWE has been attempting to build as a serious threat for several months now. Wyatt holds a clean victory over Daniel Bryan and the Wyatt Family won their feud with the Shield in just the past 2 months alone! It's like when the Rock came back during his feud with CM Punk and started with all the Cookiepuss shit. We already knew that Punk was going to have to job to the Rock, there was was no reason for Rocky to undercut him as well. Besides Cena and The Rock are both faces when they pull this stuff!

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby fieldy snuts » Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:20 pm

It's kinda sad that then the top heels are feuding with eachother the most depth their promo's have is "the crowd hates you and is sick of you." from one to the other.

I think this is the real reason why they added Bryan to the main event...because the crowd refused to get behind one guy or the other, it was a recipe to become the most shitted on title match in WWE PPV history.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:30 pm

GLX wrote:Anyone watch the season premiere of Total Divas?


Of course I did! I'm glad the best wrestling show on TV is back on the air. WWE should just hire the writers from this show to create the storylines on RAW.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Zechs » Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:47 pm

misac wrote:
If it keeps them together longer, I'm ok with it. :P 8)


If it also keeps them having a TLC match with the Wyatts at Wrestlemania. THEN IT'S TOTALLY WORTH IT.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Lord Simian » Wed Mar 19, 2014 7:40 pm

misac wrote:
Wonder why they didn't get the wrestlers to do the voices.


Because John Cena demands a higher salary than John Cena Soundalike does? Plus, if they're travelling the world 4 days out of every week on tour, it makes it hard to get to LA to get in the recording booth?

That's also why Hulk Hogan was voiced not by the Hulkster, but by Brad Garrett back on "Rock'n Wrestling". :P

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