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Re: The ongoing Thread Herpes thread.

Postby guitarsmashley » Sat Feb 22, 2014 11:39 am

BubbaKanoosh wrote:Constantly updating this thread will soon make it a herpes thread, so instead of fixing the problem that only you and dairydead have an issue with, you are adding to it.


Um, this thread is on the herpes thread list. obviously you have a problem with reading comprehension. Did someone spooge in your eyes covering them with what is most likely a giant case of eye herpes.
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Re: The ongoing Thread Herpes thread.

Postby muddyglass » Sat Feb 22, 2014 11:44 am

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You're thinking about Kim Kardashian. It is a common mistake.


i'm not familiar with that designation. i always thought the scientific name for herpes was derek jeter.
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Re: The ongoing Thread Herpes thread.

Postby Strict31 » Sat Feb 22, 2014 12:03 pm

muddyglass wrote:
i'm not familiar with that designation. i always thought the scientific name for herpes was derek jeter.


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Re: The ongoing Thread Herpes thread.

Postby BubbaKanoosh » Sat Feb 22, 2014 12:11 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:
Um, this thread is on the herpes thread list. obviously you have a problem with reading comprehension. Did someone spooge in your eyes covering them with what is most likely a giant case of eye herpes.


Oh, I didn't go thru the list...

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Re: The ongoing Thread Herpes thread.

Postby guitarsmashley » Sat Feb 22, 2014 12:38 pm

BubbaKanoosh wrote:
Oh, I didn't go thru the list...


Obviously your cyclops obsession has effected to your ocular herpes
doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.


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Re: The ongoing Thread Herpes thread.

Postby BubbaKanoosh » Sat Feb 22, 2014 12:44 pm

I do need new contacts...

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Re: The ongoing Thread Herpes thread.

Postby guitarsmashley » Sat Feb 22, 2014 12:45 pm

BubbaKanoosh wrote:I do need new contacts...


Ruby Quartz is quite expensive especially when you factor the cost of valtrex.
doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.


doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it. :drunk



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Re: The ongoing Thread Herpes thread.

Postby Stephen Day » Sat Feb 22, 2014 12:46 pm

muddyglass wrote:
i'm not familiar with that designation. i always thought the scientific name for herpes was derek jeter.


No my friend, the scientific name for herpes is justin bieber.
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Re: The ongoing Thread Herpes thread.

Postby Scintillant-H » Sat Feb 22, 2014 12:59 pm

The fact that threads with the name "herpes" can't give one herpes is the only reason I feel safe enough to comment. The same is not true of other sites...
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Re: The ongoing Thread Herpes thread.

Postby guitarsmashley » Sat Feb 22, 2014 11:48 pm

Scintillant-H wrote:The fact that threads with the name "herpes" can't give one herpes is the only reason I feel safe enough to comment. The same is not true of other sites...


This is a feature Jude is working on.
doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.


doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it. :drunk



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Re: The ongoing Thread Herpes thread.

Postby Juan Cena » Sun Feb 23, 2014 12:09 am

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i'm not familiar with that designation. i always thought the scientific name for herpes was derek jeter.


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Re: The ongoing Thread Herpes thread.

Postby guitarsmashley » Sun Feb 23, 2014 1:37 am

Juan Cena wrote:
Moneymelon is going to kill you.


Why? He knows Jeter gave some seriously hot pussy the herp.
doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.


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Re: The ongoing Thread Herpes thread.

Postby guitarsmashley » Mon Feb 24, 2014 7:37 pm

doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.


doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it. :drunk



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Re: The ongoing Thread Herpes thread.

Postby habitual » Mon Feb 24, 2014 9:40 pm



It was started by Typhoid Mary...

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Re: The ongoing Thread Herpes thread.

Postby guitarsmashley » Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:56 pm

I'm sorry to report that Herpes has spread to the newsstand.
doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.


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