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by **Muppetesque** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:47 pm

b.lumpkin wrote:you're all sluts
especially emma

I'm not slutty -- I'm simply easy when it comes to you...

by **wretchedangel** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:47 pm

b.lumpkin wrote:you're all sluts
especially emma

Your moms a slut

by **eltopo** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:49 pm

barry I like your new tattoo

by **b.lumpkin** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:50 pm

a scotty and ru appearance?
what is this, 2006?

by **b.lumpkin** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:50 pm

eltopo wrote:barry I like your new tattoo

what can i say
i'm a trendsetter

by **wretchedangel** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:54 pm

b.lumpkin wrote:a scotty and ru appearance?
what is this, 2006?

2008 is when I last posted regularly
Been posting off and on since last night

by **Benderbrau** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:55 pm

b.lumpkin wrote:a scotty and ru appearance?
what is this, 2006?

I'm rockin' out to Sexyback as we speak

by **wretchedangel** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:55 pm

eltopo wrote:barry I like your new tattoo

Ha that looks like dead girl from xstatix lol

by **CountD** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:57 pm

1. Kids with Floppy hair cuts. Why do all little kids portrayed in movies and on tv and walking down the street have floppy hair? I mean you all look dirty. When did everyone decide they want to look like Spicolli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High? Stop it. And that stupid emo bowl cut with the long bangs on one side covering your eye? You aren't jessica rabbit dude. Stop it.

2. Creationism. Creationism was a huge fad in 06. Like everyone decided that 90+ years of Scientific fact should be thrown out in favor of what people believed 2000 years ago. Yeah that makes sense? One of humanitys constants is that we have learned more about ourselves and the world as we have "evolved" over the passage of time. Now in 06 there was a huge push to revert back to some ancient notion. Listen I am all for people having faith but am very much against people being retards. STOP BEING A RETARD YOU FUCKWADS. Anyone who claims this is just an "alternate theory" should be shot in face by the vice-president (yes this happened in 06)

3. Hairy Chests still not sexy in 06. Why not people? Whats wrong with a hairy chest? Men are supposed to be hairy, I am not some hairless cat I am a MAN. I should be sexy like in 1979 when Burt Renoylds was the sexiest man alive. My chest carpet is a sign of a strong Libido and should be adored by women everywhere.

4. Hating George Bush bandwagon. In 06 people decided it was ok to hate George Bush, why does this annoy me? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD HAVE HATED HIM 6 YEARS AGO YOU JERKS. The man is going to be regarded as one of the absolute worst presidents in American history so what did the US people do? They Re-elected the guy. Then finally in 06 they saw him for the fuckup he is. He couldn't run a Major League Baseball team one of the EASIEST buisness to make money in and then he is elected president of the greatest country in the world? You can blame Bush all you want America but really you should be blaming yourselves.

5. MTV award shows. Stop it already, you haven't been funny in years and Jimmy Fallon is not the answer.

6. Steroids in Pro Sports. Fuck why are you ruining baseball, and now some NFL too? Stop juicing up or stop getting caught. I don't care if you juice but if you do don't get caught! I don't wanna listen to people bitch about records and their validity I just wanna go to Fenway with friends, have a beer and a hot dog and see a quality game with other fans.

7. Nickelback and Daughtry and Hinder and blah blah. Butt rock is getting out of control and it hasn't been more apparent then it was in 06. Everysong starts with just vocals and guitar or just some guitar then hits a cresendo and BLAMMO drums and shit, EVERY ONE of them. Creed sucked and so do you.

8. Girls who love Burtman as a friend. Jesus Cunt! I mean I went on a bunch of dates in 06 and found out that man I am truly am an awesome person... to be friends with? You know what ladies I got lots of friends, I got so many friends I can't see them all and they get mad at me, I got no room for you, so like the hairy chest or get out.

9. Penguins. In 06 Peguins where everywhere. Why do people love these animals so much. I mean they are cute and all but they can barely walk and they eat fish whole. If I ate fish whole I wouldn't be cute and I have an awesome dimple. So seriously lets all love puppies again.

by **CountD** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:58 pm

topo is like a hairless CAT , tho.

by **eltopo** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:59 pm

b.lumpkin wrote:a scotty and ru appearance?
what is this, 2006?

I wish

by **Muppetesque** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:59 pm

CountD wrote:1. Kids with Floppy hair cuts. Why do all little kids portrayed in movies and on tv and walking down the street have floppy hair? I mean you all look dirty. When did everyone decide they want to look like Spicolli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High? Stop it. And that stupid emo bowl cut with the long bangs on one side covering your eye? You aren't jessica rabbit dude. Stop it.

2. Creationism. Creationism was a huge fad in 06. Like everyone decided that 90+ years of Scientific fact should be thrown out in favor of what people believed 2000 years ago. Yeah that makes sense? One of humanitys constants is that we have learned more about ourselves and the world as we have "evolved" over the passage of time. Now in 06 there was a huge push to revert back to some ancient notion. Listen I am all for people having faith but am very much against people being retards. STOP BEING A RETARD YOU FUCKWADS. Anyone who claims this is just an "alternate theory" should be shot in face by the vice-president (yes this happened in 06)

3. Hairy Chests still not sexy in 06. Why not people? Whats wrong with a hairy chest? Men are supposed to be hairy, I am not some hairless cat I am a MAN. I should be sexy like in 1979 when Burt Renoylds was the sexiest man alive. My chest carpet is a sign of a strong Libido and should be adored by women everywhere.

4. Hating George Bush bandwagon. In 06 people decided it was ok to hate George Bush, why does this annoy me? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD HAVE HATED HIM 6 YEARS AGO YOU JERKS. The man is going to be regarded as one of the absolute worst presidents in American history so what did the US people do? They Re-elected the guy. Then finally in 06 they saw him for the fuckup he is. He couldn't run a Major League Baseball team one of the EASIEST buisness to make money in and then he is elected president of the greatest country in the world? You can blame Bush all you want America but really you should be blaming yourselves.

5. MTV award shows. Stop it already, you haven't been funny in years and Jimmy Fallon is not the answer.

6. Steroids in Pro Sports. Fuck why are you ruining baseball, and now some NFL too? Stop juicing up or stop getting caught. I don't care if you juice but if you do don't get caught! I don't wanna listen to people bitch about records and their validity I just wanna go to Fenway with friends, have a beer and a hot dog and see a quality game with other fans.

7. Nickelback and Daughtry and Hinder and blah blah. Butt rock is getting out of control and it hasn't been more apparent then it was in 06. Everysong starts with just vocals and guitar or just some guitar then hits a cresendo and BLAMMO drums and shit, EVERY ONE of them. Creed sucked and so do you.

8. Girls who love Burtman as a friend. Jesus Cunt! I mean I went on a bunch of dates in 06 and found out that man I am truly am an awesome person... to be friends with? You know what ladies I got lots of friends, I got so many friends I can't see them all and they get mad at me, I got no room for you, so like the hairy chest or get out.

9. Penguins. In 06 Peguins where everywhere. Why do people love these animals so much. I mean they are cute and all but they can barely walk and they eat fish whole. If I ate fish whole I wouldn't be cute and I have an awesome dimple. So seriously lets all love puppies again.