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by **Benderbrau** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 12:30 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:Is there anything more idiotic than "Elmo's World?" Why do kids like this shit?

I don't think your that shows target audience and so you should probably stop looking for meaning in it that would appeal to your 30 year old mind.

by **GHERU** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 12:34 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:Is there anything more idiotic than "Elmo's World?" Why do kids like this shit?

its a muppett with a cute voice

by **S.F. Jude Terror** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 12:41 pm

Time for me to take a shower and DRIVE my CAR to work.

by **GHERU** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 12:52 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:Time for me to take a shower and DRIVE my CAR to work.

wow!

a car and indoor plumbing - you must live in the future!

by **eltopo** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:10 pm

GHERU wrote:wow!

a car and indoor plumbing - you must live in the future!

BOOSH

by **Arion** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:18 pm

GHERU wrote:its a muppett with a cute voice

I demand a gay muppet.

by **CountD** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:05 pm

by **Benderbrau** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:09 pm

I swear to god I'm going to stab my co-worker. She spends all god damn day yacking on her cellphone and what makes it even worse is that she does it while pacing all around the office, going back and forth in front of my cubicle the whole time so all day long all I hear is: "so yeah the other I WAS DRIVING to work when it was like...........................and then that was when I SAW THIS OTHER car that was going to be right in the middle.......................but that's when I told her TO JUST FORGET ABOUT it because there wasn't any point in.................but I thought that's just NOT THE RIGHT COLOR for the room but then I looked at it again and..................not that I was really EVER INVITED BECAUSE of what she said to me yesterday..............."

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!! SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!! :smt013

by **Arion** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:14 pm

Benderbrau wrote:I swear to god I'm going to stab my co-worker. She spends all god damn day yacking on her cellphone and what makes it even worse is that she does it while pacing all around the office, going back and forth in front of my cubicle the whole time so all day long all I hear is: "so yeah the other I WAS DRIVING to work when it was like...........................and then that was when I SAW THIS OTHER car that was going to be right in the middle.......................but that's when I told her TO JUST FORGET ABOUT it because there wasn't any point in.................but I thought that's just NOT THE RIGHT COLOR for the room but then I looked at it again and..................not that I was really EVER INVITED BECAUSE of what she said to me yesterday..............."

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!! SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!!

I couldn't stand that.
Could you simply ask her to talk elsewhere?

by **eltopo** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:16 pm

Benderbrau wrote:I swear to god I'm going to stab my co-worker. She spends all god damn day yacking on her cellphone and what makes it even worse is that she does it while pacing all around the office, going back and forth in front of my cubicle the whole time so all day long all I hear is: "so yeah the other I WAS DRIVING to work when it was like...........................and then that was when I SAW THIS OTHER car that was going to be right in the middle.......................but that's when I told her TO JUST FORGET ABOUT it because there wasn't any point in.................but I thought that's just NOT THE RIGHT COLOR for the room but then I looked at it again and..................not that I was really EVER INVITED BECAUSE of what she said to me yesterday..............."

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!! SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!!

pee on her

by **CountD** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:17 pm

Arion wrote:
I couldn't stand that.
Could you simply ask her to talk elsewhere?

ditto. ask nicely, Bender!

I mean, it's not that hard a concept. if you LET people shit on you, they will.

failing that - just SHHH her like a child.

by **Arion** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:18 pm

CountD wrote:
ditto. ask nicely, Bender!

I mean, it's not that hard a concept. if you LET people shit on you, they will.

failing that - just SHHH her like a child.

Or next time she leaves her cell phone unattended drop a magnet on top of it.

by **Benderbrau** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:18 pm

Arion wrote:
I couldn't stand that.
Could you simply ask her to talk elsewhere?

Shocking as it may be I'm not very good at masking my anger towards people who are being blatantly fucking stupid and inconsiderate. I'm afraid if I go talk to her right now I can expect to be called into my manager's office shortly there after.

by **CountD** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:19 pm

Benderbrau wrote:Shocking as it may be I'm not very good at masking my anger towards people who are being blatantly fucking stupid and inconsiderate. I'm afraid if I go talk to her right now I can expect to be called into my manager's office shortly there after.

u should breathe through your nose.

it's a calm-down technique!