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by **Arion** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:24 pm

ThatGuyRoman wrote:

That's what the lotion is for.

You always think about everything.

by **ThatGuyRoman** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:34 pm

Over-active imagination. Blessing + Curse.

by **bkthomson** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:39 pm

At my son 2nd grade basketball game. He can play the d but cannot even hit the rim with the ball.

by **Arion** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:43 pm

Keb wrote:Listen to this man Jude. He is Jewish and therefore good with money.

I got books in the mail today. I finalized my apartment rental and have a new tenant coming today. I got all kinds of good groceries. I got money in the bank.

And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop!

Ass dropping... Keb's favorite new sport.

by **GLX** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 5:45 pm

bkthomson wrote:At my son 2nd grade basketball game. He can play the d but cannot even hit the rim with the ball.

Can he even do a granny shot?

by **Keb** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:03 pm

Arion wrote:
Ass dropping... Keb's favorite new sport.

It's a famous line from a famous Ice Cube song about having a good day.

So today I was at this Chinese mall and we went upstairs to get some food and I had these amazing lamb kebabs. Seriously amazing. Gotta hand it to Chinese people for those.

by **Keb** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:07 pm

bkthomson wrote:At my son 2nd grade basketball game. He can play the d but cannot even hit the rim with the ball.

Teach him how to rebound and box out. There are plenty of guys in the NBA who can grab boards and play D but can't hit a shot to save their lives.

Dennis Rodman was probably the greatest rebounder the NBA has ever seen but the guy couldn't hit a shot to save his life. Unfortunately, no one ever got recognized for grabbing 20+ boards a game so he dyed his hair crazy colors. The guy was so good at calculating the angle of where the shot was going to go, he could actually tell where before the shot hit the rim/backboard. In some circles, he might have been a genius but because of his hair we all think he's an idiot.

by **Victorian Squid** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:15 pm

Keb wrote:Teach him how to rebound and box out. There are plenty of guys in the NBA who can grab boards and play D but can't hit a shot to save their lives.

Dennis Rodman was probably the greatest rebounder the NBA has ever seen but the guy couldn't hit a shot to save his life. Unfortunately, no one ever got recognized for grabbing 20+ boards a game so he dyed his hair crazy colors. The guy was so good at calculating the angle of where the shot was going to go, he could actually tell where before the shot hit the rim/backboard. In some circles, he might have been a genius but because of his hair we all think he's an idiot.

Plus all the running around acting like an idiot he did back.

by **Keb** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:20 am

The best was when he'd beat up the refs.

by **Arion** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:21 pm

Keb wrote:It's a famous line from a famous Ice Cube song about having a good day.

So today I was at this Chinese mall and we went upstairs to get some food and I had these amazing lamb kebabs. Seriously amazing. Gotta hand it to Chinese people for those.

I've been fantasizing with Chinese food all week. This freaking diet is driving me crazy.

by **CountD** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:07 am

I hate Chinese food. especially Chinese food buffets.

STAY AWAY, folks

by **Keb** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:18 am

CountD wrote:I hate Chinese food. especially Chinese food buffets.

STAY AWAY, folks

Chinese people hate your food too.

by **CountD** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:43 am

Keb wrote:Chinese people hate your food too.

I only eat gruel

by **Arion** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:14 pm

CountD wrote:I hate Chinese food. especially Chinese food buffets.

STAY AWAY, folks

In Perú we have something called Chifa, which is a combination between Chinese food and Peruvian cuisine (Chinese people arrived here in 19th century, so this has been a part of our culinary traditions for a couple of centuries).

I'm getting that bit hungry, that I am.