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S.F. Jude Terror

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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Tue Jan 22, 2013 11:41 am

Keb wrote:Take a shower after. You do shower, right?


You can't always plan a morning shit pre-shower. Sometimes it comes on unexpectedly.
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Arion

Twenty-Something

Postby Arion » Tue Jan 22, 2013 11:44 am

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
Especially if your interview is at Emma's house.




Because she's a slut.


OK. Give me Emma's number.
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Keb

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Postby Keb » Tue Jan 22, 2013 11:44 am

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
You can't always plan a morning shit pre-shower. Sometimes it comes on unexpectedly.

My morning routine is pretty sound. At the very least I try to sit on the can before jumping in the shower.
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Arion

Twenty-Something

Postby Arion » Tue Jan 22, 2013 11:46 am

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
You can't always plan a morning shit pre-shower. Sometimes it comes on unexpectedly.


That can't be... unless you have diarrhea.
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S.F. Jude Terror

OMCTO

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:22 pm

Keb wrote:My morning routine is pretty sound. At the very least I try to sit on the can before jumping in the shower.


I don't have that kind of time. A morning poop always takes me by surprise, usually when I'm about to walk out the door. Then it's either be late and take the poop now, or head to work and take a work shit at some point during the day.
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bkthomson

Rain Partier

Postby bkthomson » Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:35 pm

Fuck you Java!
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sdsichero

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Postby sdsichero » Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:40 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
I don't have that kind of time. A morning poop always takes me by surprise, usually when I'm about to walk out the door. Then it's either be late and take the poop now, or head to work and take a work shit at some point during the day.


Now? As in while walking out the door?
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sdsichero

2k11 Outhouse People's Champion

Postby sdsichero » Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:40 pm

bkthomson wrote:Fuck you Java!


Wash your mouth out with soap young man!
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eltopo

Twenty-Something

Postby eltopo » Tue Jan 22, 2013 1:15 pm

I had hot poops this morning
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GLX

Outhouse Editor

Postby GLX » Tue Jan 22, 2013 4:48 pm

eltopo wrote:I had hot poops this morning


Ew.
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GLX

Outhouse Editor

Postby GLX » Tue Jan 22, 2013 4:56 pm

Image
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S.F. Jude Terror

OMCTO

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:24 pm

GLX wrote:Image


Heh.
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DMM

Rain Partier

Postby DMM » Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:12 pm

My Morning Poo is always on time. It comes every morning, and is almost always a good one. I hate my occasional mid-day shit. It's usually a gassy one or diarrhea, and since I'm at work, it's not as fun. I like my "just got home from work shit" almost as much as My Morning Poo. That's usually a nice one, too. I don't shit before bed. The worst shits are when I wake up in the middle of the night and have to shit. That's usually a fiery one caused by me eating something I shouldn't have or eating too late.
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Keb

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Postby Keb » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:16 pm

I shit on average 3-5 times a day. I am poosting right now.
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DMM

Rain Partier

Postby DMM » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:17 pm

Keb wrote:I shit on average 3-5 times a day. I am poosting right now.

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