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The ORIGINAL Twenty-Somethings Thread

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Re: The ORIGINAL Twenty-Somethings Thread

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Fri Feb 22, 2013 4:48 pm

Man I had some spicy ass food for lunch. I kinda have to poop, but I'm thinking of waiting two hours until I go home. It's more comfortable there.
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Re: The ORIGINAL Twenty-Somethings Thread

Postby Keb » Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:10 pm

GHERU wrote:I had to grab my own paper towels
he tried to convince us that he bought them and brought them to the club
even if thats true, that means he tossed out the supplies teh club already had


and he was white - as dirty as pig-pen, but white

Fuck that dude then! :P

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Re: The ORIGINAL Twenty-Somethings Thread

Postby Keb » Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:12 pm

Fun fact: shady designed my family business logo. My mom still owes him a curry for that.

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Re: The ORIGINAL Twenty-Somethings Thread

Postby Arion » Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:28 pm

Keb wrote:Was he African?

Not being racist. For real, always Africans working in the club/titty bar/bar bathrooms handing you paper towels and trying to spray you with cologne and shit. I always give em a couple bucks because they're usually the only other people of color in the bar/club and I feel bad for them having to hand paper towels to the man and spray them with cologne and shit.

Niggas is strugglin'. You jew'd an immigrant right there.


Why do they have to hand you the paper towels? Can't the customers grab them by themselves?

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Re: The ORIGINAL Twenty-Somethings Thread

Postby Keb » Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:46 pm

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Why do they have to hand you the paper towels? Can't the customers grab them by themselves?

They don't have to, they just do so you don't have to get it or use the hands-free dryer. It's probably easier to get handed a towel by some guy when you are drunk than to reach for one. Plus it allows the restrooms to stay relatively cleaner because people are not taking too many paper towels and throwing them on the floor. They also stop people from having sex in the bathrooms.

They used to have dudes like that in fancy public washrooms waaaaaay back in the day. They would hand you a cloth towel, sometimes turn on the tap and shit. They would dust off your suit and make sure you looked good. They were usually black guys (this is before the Civil Rights movement but I'm sure they were around after for a while). If you've ever read Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, there's a monologue from a guy whose father was a bathroom attendant. In the film version it's done by Frankie Faison.

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Re: The ORIGINAL Twenty-Somethings Thread

Postby GHERU » Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:42 pm

I'm having cookies for diner
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Postby GHERU » Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:43 pm

I'm having cookies for diner
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Postby DMM » Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:49 pm

I'm having whiskey and beer for dessert.

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Postby DMM » Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:49 pm

I'm having whiskey and beer for dessert.

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Re: The ORIGINAL Twenty-Somethings Thread

Postby DMM » Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:50 pm

I'm having whiskey and beer for dessert.

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Re: The ORIGINAL Twenty-Somethings Thread

Postby Keb » Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:02 am

I ate a boiled egg for breakfast.

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Re: The ORIGINAL Twenty-Somethings Thread

Postby DMM » Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:25 pm

Keb wrote:I ate a boiled egg for breakfast.

I call them poached eggs, and they're pretty good.

Wait, do you mean you boiled it in the shell? If so, was it hard boiled or soft boiled? I love them both ways. My Mom used to make me soft boiled eggs. She even had the little cup to hold them in, and she'd give me toast triangles to dip into the yolk.
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Postby Keb » Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:14 pm

Hardboiled. My mom throws like four or five eggs in the water and eats them throughout the day. I prefer softboiled eggs. I actually like them when the yolk isn't thoroughly cooked so its somewhere between soft and hard.

Love poached eggs but every time I make them its a disaster.

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Re: The ORIGINAL Twenty-Somethings Thread

Postby GHERU » Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:06 am

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