I think I going to unpack the cabinet UPS dropped off at our front door two weeks ago. One of our 200+ neighbors is named Smith, used bogus contact info and ordered this thing from a big box retailer online. Big box said we could haul it to a store, I said no and they hung up on me while "transferring" my call.
Since our apartment number is on the billing invoice I figured whoever ordered it would be smart enough to look at the confirmation email to check. UPS didn't even have someone sign for it, just dumped it. Guess I could have just called UPS and have them come back and get it, thought I was being neighborly by leaving by the door.
Two weeks later, finders keepers sucker.