Sexual favors always do the trick.
No, just kidding. I've been trying to get interviewed here for a while now. I'm still trying to get a piece in the most important Peruvian newspaper (one that has been running since 1845 or so) but that has proved to be harder than I thought.
Best of luck.
On my end, I've been trying to hit the local pool regularly. I think that I'm slowly getting healthier because of it, but it's tough to recuperate from before bouncing on to something else. Sadly, there are rarely any fit women there.
And to answer in advance, no hot dudes.