by Strict31 » Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:12 pm
Earlier, I was watching one of the worst TNG episodes ever ("Cause and Effect"), and it reminded me of something I really grew to hate about modern day Trek.
Whenever something happens, that you or I would just ignore or dismiss as foolishness or a figment of imagination, they start running tri-phase particle scans and aim the gravimetric sensor array at it. And invariably discover "plot-particle emmission."
I'm watching this episode, and Crusher is sitting there saying, "I heard voices last night, and no one was there!"
And I'm thinking, if I was Picard, my first reaction would be, "That's because you're a crazy bitch, Beverly, now shut the fuck up when mens is talkin'."
Instead, Geordie starts analyzing and what-not.
And they're forever doing shit like that. I mean, I guess in the future, when quantum anomalies pop up around every corner, you can't afford to dismiss something as mere crazy-bitchitude or stellar transphase shutthefuckuposis.
But goddamn, I just wish for once that a bump in the night on the Enterprise was still just a bump in the night.
Bad enough they kept showing the same goddamn poker game every fifteen minutes...

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And now and then stab, as occasion serves."
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