Zechs wrote:Still, what are everyone's favorite Star Wars scenes? For me they both revolve around the turning points for Anakin/Vader.
My favorite scene is when Leia is in the slave costume, and she's kinda...I dunno...like, jiggling around and shit, while the wind is blowing and what-not.
I also liked that scene where Palpy is frying Luke with, like, purple lightning and shit, and you can see electricity arcing between Luke's teeth. Duracell, nigga.
I liked the scene where Greedo gets his bitch-hearted ass shot first, goddamnit. Fuck you Lucas. That was when you knew Han was bad-ass, like walking Ebola and shit. And you knew he was eventually gonna fuck the princess in her ass.
Then, there was the scene where the taun-taun gets its throat ripped out by a gangsta-ass Wampa beast. And he doesn't even eat the taun-taun. Just...gangsta. But then, maybe he was kinda like a gay gangsta, because he drags Luke off and was probably gonna fuck him before he ate him. So the taun-taun was probably the lucky one, because Luke was unconscious for a long time...just sayin'. I mean, you're an ice monster on a normally deserted ice planet. How often are you gonna get the chance to fuck a human in the mouth before you eat them? Live for the moment, Wampa Ice Beast. Live for it.