This melon can dance

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Postby Severed Djed » Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:11 pm

I can only dance after a few drinks.

I can't really sing, either, but I do. Mostly just for the heck of it.


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Postby Zenguru » Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:18 pm

Emmoney wrote:I don't dance...unless Xavier and Neva want to, which is about a couple times a week. Xavy will come up to me and say, "Ah wan to dan wih you, Mommy!" How could anyone resist?!
I tried that line with a few girls.

They resisted. :(

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Postby Stephen Day » Sun Dec 30, 2007 4:38 pm

Lord Simian wrote:There are exactly two people who've heard me sing in the last twelve years, and both are girls I wanted to date. :)

Did it work?

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Postby Lord Simian » Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:25 pm

Stephen Day wrote:Did it work?

Not even in the slightest! :D

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Postby misac » Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:28 am

I've only danced once, almost ten years ago at my sister's quinceañera. I laughed the whole time, I felt so silly.

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Postby L Independant » Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:56 pm

slow dancing only. singing all the time, and i don't care who's listening, because i like how i sound. and i haven't had any complaints yet. weird looks for singing in public? sure.

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Postby lovelyivy » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:01 pm

I love to sing. Haven't done in in an age.

I am also a very good dancer, but haven't gone out to do it in a while- it's only fun when I'm around my friends who aren't afraid to dance and who I trust. Skeevy dudes need not come anywhere near me. Dudes who are afraid to dance get about 2 minutes to see if they loosen up then I gotta bounce.

Lastly- Stronger is theeeee hotness. I do in fact like it better than the Daft Punk original, although not as much as the Neptunes remix. Kanye is an asshole but his cds have been good - great.

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Postby Keb » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:30 pm

Kanye would make great rap CDs if he didn't rap on them.

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