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Re: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Postby superfictious » Sat Jul 02, 2011 1:38 am

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Re: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Postby sdsichero » Sat Jul 02, 2011 3:49 am

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You boys really showed us for forcing you to voluntarily leave our planet after you got all haughty and convinced us to help you revive your greatest leader who ends us selling us out to the Decepicons so we can be used as slave labor.

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Re: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Postby Evan Meadow » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:27 am

So no one here is basically thinking how awesome it is Nimoy essentially went back to Galvatron (including his voice!) during the course of the movie?

Or how the writer obviously watched episodes of the animated series while writing the script since two major plot points are based off of two episodes?

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Re: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Postby Thor-El » Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:33 am

Evan Meadow wrote:So no one here is basically thinking how awesome it is Nimoy essentially went back to Galvatron (including his voice!) during the course of the movie?

Or how the writer obviously watched episodes of the animated series while writing the script since two major plot points are based off of two episodes?


Yes that was very awesome! I thought the entire movie was awesome! I even thought the new chick was hotter and a better actress than the other old bitch! :-D
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Re: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Postby Victorian Squid » Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:38 am

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Sssshh he doesn't know that.


Another of your transparent ruses and failures, RICHARDS.

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Re: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Postby Zechs » Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:40 am

Evan Meadow wrote:So no one here is basically thinking how awesome it is Nimoy essentially went back to Galvatron (including his voice!) during the course of the movie?

Or how the writer obviously watched episodes of the animated series while writing the script since two major plot points are based off of two episodes?


He quoted more Spock than Galvatron. There so needed to be "This is bad comedy." Line from him.
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Re: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Postby Chris » Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:44 am

Saw Transformers 3.

Was pleasantly surprised. Don't get me wrong, this franchise is what it is, but it was a significant improvement over the second one.

The first third of the movie was duller than hell.. I almost fell asleep. It was a lot of setup. But once it got going, it was pretty cool. The stakes were higher in this than the other two, and the new villain was a nice change of pace. The action was pretty much non-stop once the actual story got going after the boring setup in the beginning, and it seems like Bay listened to all the complaints about the action scenes being confusing in the other movies.

They were much better here.

The new Megan Fox has a serious Jekyll/Hyde thing going on.. sometimes she looks hot, sometimes not at all. Dunno about her.

Anyway, I'll give the movie a C+ overall, but a B+ for the final third or so of it.. I was entertained by the ending.
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Re: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Postby superfictious » Sat Jul 02, 2011 1:29 pm

To show you how far Megatron has fallen, when he transforms in the middle of Africa and yells "All hail Megatron!" to a group of safari animals, they just look around and shrug. :smt011
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Re: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Postby Kerny » Sat Jul 02, 2011 1:37 pm

False Prophet wrote:To show you how far Megatron has fallen, when he transforms in the middle of Africa and yells "All hail Megatron!" to a groups of safari animals, they just look around a shrug. :smt011


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Postby Kerny » Sat Jul 02, 2011 1:37 pm

Transformers 3 was better than 2, not as good as 1. Suffered from a severe lack of Megatron, too many 'jokes' and bad dialouge and acting. Shia Labouf remains likeable and I think he's a pretty good actor. The new girl is hot, but not as hot as Megan Fox. As a brainless action flick and special effects tho, it works for the most part, especially towards the end.

Doesn't really feel like the end to an trilogy though.

I LOL'd at Linkin Park's third straight song for these movies and the fact that at the end there's Optimus Prime and some other main characters standing in front of an gratutious and obnoxious tattered American Flag. AMERICA FUCK YEAH

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Re: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Postby Zechs » Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:51 pm

False Prophet wrote:To show you how far Megatron has fallen, when he transforms in the middle of Africa and yells "All hail Megatron!" to a group of safari animals, they just look around and shrug. :smt011

To be fair they cut him slaughtering them all.

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Re: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Postby sdsichero » Sat Jul 02, 2011 3:17 pm

Zechs wrote:To be fair they cut him slaughtering them all.


It would have been awesome if, in the middle of Megatron slaughtering the animals, a rhino transforms and takes him out.

Like you know Rhinox could.

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Re: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Postby Evan Meadow » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:02 pm

Zechs wrote:
He quoted more Spock than Galvatron. There so needed to be "This is bad comedy." Line from him.


That would have killed me in such a good way. Then again I kept wanting Sentinel to say he was going to now call himself Galvatron.

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Re: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Postby fieldy snuts » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:12 pm

I finally figured out where the Lincoln memorial scene was from! It was lifted straight out of the Decepticon ending to the first movie game:


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Re: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Postby Kerny » Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:36 pm

fieldy snuts wrote:I finally figured out where the Lincoln memorial scene was from! It was lifted straight out of the Decepticon ending to the first movie game:



Perhaps, or

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