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Postby Psivage » Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:36 am

http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/kotdm15/listsleeze.html

Long list but some are funny. Some are sick. Some are just sad.
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Postby C20Percent » Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:26 am

Jaime Dundee is a sick puppy. Guys have known that for quite some time. Unfortunately, he took it to a whole new level a few years back. Apparently, after a drinking, pot and coke binge with his cousin, he fucked her. And I don't just mean missionary. They did it all. I'm still in shock. The worst part is that he defended it by saying that she's really hot. Not sure if it's worse that he did it or that he was bragging about it.


I know a guy that did this, and we clown him about it all the time.

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Postby Carrie » Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:30 am

What the hell did Kerry Von Erich have against cats? :shock:

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Postby AaronW » Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:37 am

C20Percent wrote:
Jaime Dundee is a sick puppy. Guys have known that for quite some time. Unfortunately, he took it to a whole new level a few years back. Apparently, after a drinking, pot and coke binge with his cousin, he fucked her. And I don't just mean missionary. They did it all. I'm still in shock. The worst part is that he defended it by saying that she's really hot. Not sure if it's worse that he did it or that he was bragging about it.


I know a guy that did this, and we clown him about it all the time.


Chappy would be like "I don't see what's wrong here...".

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Postby Deux » Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:40 am

I've read it before and it all reads like homoerotic fanfic.

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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:01 pm

Destiny Frankenstein wrote:I've read it before and it all reads like homoerotic fanfic.


Which is wrestling in a nutshell.
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Postby Deux » Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:05 pm

Jude Terror wrote:Which is wrestling in a nutshell.


I can see your point. :P

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Postby Jonathan » Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:30 pm

I've read this before but Lillian and Trish sounded a little interesting...

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Postby misac » Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:56 pm

I read it a few years ago at the Rama. Funny stuff, I wonder if any of them are real.
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Postby Carrie » Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:41 pm

misac wrote:I read it a few years ago at the Rama. Funny stuff, I wonder if any of them are real.


I don't know about the Anvil involvement, but Diana Hart-Smith wrote about Davey Boy drugging and having butt secks with her while she was unconscious in her book.

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Postby Lord Simian » Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:48 pm

Well, at least two of them involving Roddy Piper are true, albeit distorted from the version in his autobiography....

And according to Shawn Micheals, the bar fight story is also true.... right until the part where XPac and Davey Boy jumped in. In Shawn's version, that never happened, and the next thing he remembers is waking up in pain somewhere...
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Postby misac » Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:41 pm

Carrie wrote:I don't know about the Anvil involvement, but Diana Hart-Smith wrote about Davey Boy drugging and having butt secks with her while she was unconscious in her book.


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Postby Carrie » Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:04 pm

Who edited my post? :evil:

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Postby diana_fan » Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:09 pm

C20Percent wrote:
Jaime Dundee is a sick puppy. Guys have known that for quite some time. Unfortunately, he took it to a whole new level a few years back. Apparently, after a drinking, pot and coke binge with his cousin, he fucked her. And I don't just mean missionary. They did it all. I'm still in shock. The worst part is that he defended it by saying that she's really hot. Not sure if it's worse that he did it or that he was bragging about it.


I know a guy that did this, and we clown him about it all the time.


In nearly half the states in the US, it's legal to marry a first cousin. And much of the rest of the world, too.

Is there something I'm missing?

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Postby Cernunnos » Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:11 pm

The urban legend that involved Jimmy Valiant, the Rock 'n' Roll Express, and a hooker is pure comedy gold! :lol:
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