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Postby GOSD » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:42 pm

CountD wrote:it's not like you and starlord

but besides telling me, which he shouldn't have....why? turn the water off?

why re-use paper towels. (paper towels drying all over the place).

:roll:
Hey, starlord doesn't share his bathing habits with me. ;-)

We just get it on.

God, why re-use paper towels!?!?!

They're dirty!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Postby Cat-Scratch » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:42 pm

Chesscub wrote:Image


Apples poop?
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Postby Chesscub » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:44 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:Apples poop?


Well it's got fiber so it causes poop. ;-)

I didn't write the book or draw the cover but it looks a bit Fail-like to me.

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Postby CountD » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:44 pm

GOSD wrote:Hey, starlord doesn't share his bathing habits with me. ;-)

We just get it on.

God, why re-use paper towels!?!?!

They're dirty!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:


because he's cheap.

Never picks up a check.

If you go to his house and ask for a soda or something. He pours you out a 1/4 can into a small shot-like glass. I've since stopped hanging out with him on a regular basis.

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Postby achilles » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:55 pm

Thank God we now have a solution to this horrible problem! :shock:

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Postby Cat-Scratch » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:57 pm

Chesscub wrote:Well it's got fiber so it causes poop. ;-)

I didn't write the book or draw the cover but it looks a bit Fail-like to me.


Yeah, that and the friggin' wax does a job on one's guts too! :x
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Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe.
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Postby shifty » Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:16 pm

I wish bidet's were more prevalent here. Actually, the only bidet I've ever seen/used was at the Paris in Las Vegas. It was awesome.

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Postby MoneyMelon » Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:18 pm

achilles wrote:Thank God we now have a solution to this horrible problem! :shock:


Laundry day just got interesting...
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Postby Wisdom000 » Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:37 pm

Sorry I am late to the thread...... I just got done with my after poop shower and brillo pad scrub......
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Postby Kitty_tc_69 » Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:53 pm

Hello, hemp paper. We should be legalizing hemp and imposing hefty fees and regulations on the use of trees.

It's even carbon-friendly. Hemp, like all plants, requires carbon to grow and in fact sucks carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere and exhales oxygen back. And in the time it takes to grow one tree, or one plot of trees, a field of hemp can be harvested and regrown a dozen times or more depending on the type of tree, maybe even hundreds.

Between hemp and bamboo, we could almost eliminate the need to use trees for much of anything and leave the damned forests alone already. Hemp fiber products are higher in quality than wood or cotton equivalents, and cheaper and easier in most cases to grow and process. Bamboo is light, hard, strong, and similarly fast-growing and able to be farmed in easily maintained fields. Imagine a beautiful hardwood product for the price of particle board, with environmental sustainability, and that's what bamboo offers.

Both offer better end-user experience and higher quality products while being cheaper and more efficient to grow, harvest, and process. Even without the massive sustainability advantage, they're better. Only resistance from entrenched businesses using their influence to block competition keeps the old ways from being phased out. Free market my ass when companies can use the courts and legislatures to prop up outmoded business models instead of allowing competition to put an end to them and their obsolete ways.

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